Friday, April 30, 2021

Lowry to the Rescue

 

Lynn Lundin's Bethel Football Squad

In the  1950's, my Uncle Lynn, married to my Aunt Miriam, was the football coach at Bethel College in St. Paul.  Bethel was scheduled to play Wapehton School of Science on a fall Saturday afternoon. Liederbach Bus Service provided the transportation to Wapehton. Liederbach operated a bus service from the Twin Cities to Fargo on Highway 55 for many years using older, cast-off Greyhound buses.  

The Bethel charter blew an engine in Buffalo - stranded. Along comes Phil Wagner, the Lowry cattle trucker, and sees this group of young men standing by the roadside.  He stops and offers them a ride in the back of his cattle truck as far as Lowry. Having faith, they loaded up their gear and climbed into the back of the truck, not knowing how they might traverse the remaining 100 miles. When the team reached Lowry perhaps aromatic, Dave Nelson & Herman Engebretson organized a car caravan and drove them the rest of the way to Wapehton, just in time.  After all that, I hope they won the game. Liederbach graciously dispatched another bus for the return.

Copyright ©  2021  Dave Hoplin

Saturday, April 24, 2021

Dip Your Hanky in Gasoline

No.  This is not an anarchist handbook, nor is it about some miracle cleaning agent.  This is about a courtship, something for which I am totally unqualified to expound upon, but I can relate a family story.

The story concerns my grandparents. Although I would never have guessed it from my experience with my grandfather when he was in his 60's and 70's, apparently he was quite a man about town in Brandon before the war (WWI), gregarious, fun-loving and considered quite a catch. He was a member of the Brandon Players and often in the lead role - a true thespian. Who knew? I always considered him the stereotypical Scandinavian, reserved and low key, although he did have a flair for humor and the practical joke.  e.g. Hoof Hearted.

The title of this blog comes from a courting technique Ole apparently used or claimed to have used as a young man. The idea was to attend a social event with your hanky dipped in gasoline and find an excuse to pull it out when near a girl you were hankerin' for. The girl would then assume you had a car, a really big separator from the competition in the 1912 dating world. I guess he figured that once the truth was revealed he could rely on his Scandinavian charm to save the day.

In 1914, Ole gave Esther a lovely engraved watch inscribed xmas 1914 Esther.  Esther promptly headed for Minneapolis and a housekeeping job with cousins Martin & Mabel Carlson. But the romance continued by post. I have a number of Esther & Ole's letters during that period - which will not be revealed. But the key factor in reuniting the couple was Esther's mother Sofia. Esther was the only daughter amongst the 7 children.  (A sister died at age 2). Esther and Sofia were very close and they would write frequently (in Swedish). 




Sofia writes in Sept 1914
"Dear Loved Esther ... I shall certainly want you to stay as long as you can but I don't know how we can get through the thrashing without you." ... "Auntie does not want to say whether you should stay or come home to help us. We do not want to hire a girl but will be fine if we stay healthy" ... "Ole was here on Sunday...".   Lovingly, Mama


Gentle coercion. So needless to say Esther returned to Brandon in 1915 to care for her mother and Ole rejoiced. They were married on May 20th, 1916. Interestingly, Ole's family did not attend the wedding. Esther was a Covenanter, not the required Lutheran, so the union was not blessed by the Hoplins. However, Esther won them over with her kindness and gentle spirit. She ultimately had several of the Hoplin objectors living with them in Lowry.

 From the Brandon Forum, June 1916

“At four o’clock, Saturday afternoon of May 20, occurred the wedding of two of our most popular young people, Miss Esther Marie Nelson and Ole Hoplin. {Editor note: The Hoplin farm was on Little Chippewa and the Nelson farm was on Stowe’s Lake, just to the northwest.} The ceremony took place at the house of the bride’s parents in the presence of the immediate families and the nearest neighbors, and was conducted by Rev. Eidsaa, until recently the pastor of the Free Church here. The bride is the only daughter of Mr. & Mrs. Carl Nelson, and has spent the greater part of her life in this vicinity. She is very popular and well known for her kindly disposition and her general ability. The groom has likewise spent most of his life here. He has been for some time manager of the Brandon Farmer’s Grain Co. We are sorry to add that within a few days he has accepted a position as manager of the Lowry Hardware store so that Brandon will be deprived of the society of Mr. & Mrs. Hoplin. Both socially and as a businessman, Mr. Hoplin has been very well known to Brandon. He was one of those taking part in the home talent play recently presented by the Literary Society and gave decided evidence of unusual ability in that direction. Among the guests of the town attending the wedding were Mrs. Carl Aas, a sister of Mrs. Carl Nelson; Gust , Olaf, Sam and John Nelson. The Forum joins with the community wishing happiness to the groom and to the bride and a long and pleasant life to both of them. “ 



Sofia Letter translated from Swedish

I never saw my grandparents hug or kiss, but this was a 65 year love affair - in a decidedly understated sort of way. Their final years were spent in a retirement home where they pulled the single beds together so they could fall asleep holding hands.   


Copyright ©  2021  Dave Hoplin

Monday, April 19, 2021

April 19, 2021

In frustration, I need to share a few of the headlines in the April 19th edition of the Minneapolis StarTribune.  These headlines were all found on the inside pages of the newspaper. 

April 19th, 2021, page 2, StarTribune 
   
3 fatally shot at Wisconsin tavern; suspect in custody

Fugitive is sought after deaths of three people in Texas capital

There have been a 147 true mass shootings in the US in 2021.  The above 2 headlines don't count towards that total.  There were only 3 dead and the "mass shooting" requirement is 4.  

And deeper within the inside pages ...

FedEx shooter bought rifles despite law

Burnsville police shoot armed carjacking suspect

Domestic dispute ends in man’s death

Guard tightens grip on metro

This comes to mind: 

dys·to·pi·an

/disˈtōpēən/
adjective
  1. relating to or denoting an imagined state or society where there is great suffering or injustice.
    "the dystopian future of a society bereft of reason"

Where is the outrage?  Have we become numb to it all?

Copyright ©  2021  Dave Hoplin

Monday, April 12, 2021

Baloney Detector


Somewhere along the line, we have become muddle-headed. We seem to passively accept most anything as true and rarely seem able to reject the arguments even in the face of overwhelming evidence.  To use technical jargon, this is bassackwards. We should expect claims to be supported by facts and evidence. We seem to have surrendered our baloney (my father would have used an earthier term) detection apparatus to the gospel of the internet. It's not simply gullibility. It's a world view that rejects any authority except ourselves. We have witnessed on live TV how widespread conspiracy acceptance can become a national security issue and a threat to our democracy. 

There have been conspiracy theories and hoaxes throughout history.  Virtually every assassination or mysterious death (Lincoln, Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Epstein, 9/11, death of Nero, Mozart, Elvis ...) generates a conspiracy cult. In the 1820's, when polar exploration was "heating up",  John Symnes promulgated a "hollow earth" theory that drew a sizable following claiming that the earth was hollow and had openings at each pole and hid away entire civilizations. The Denver Airport covers an underground city that serves as the headquarters to the new world order. The moon landing was staged in Hollywood.  A tracking chip in a vaccine. Orson Welles terrified the country with his War of the Worlds radio broadcast. Alien crop circles. Paul is dead. The 60 volume Hitler Diaries, an adept forgery of Hitler's handwriting, was proven to be fake shortly before publication in Der Stern. 

The list could go on and on. These examples are really just curious blips on the radar with adherents recognized as being well outside the mainstream. Today we have a much different world.  Even the craziest notions can go viral in a matter of hours, with people mindlessly sharing across the globe. 

How can we reactivate our baloney detectors? Here are some thoughts.

Information vs. disinformation can be tricky to parse. Best practice is never share or repeat anything unless you can verify from a trusted source. Be skeptical. If something sounds too good to be true or too crazy to be true, your instincts are probably correct. If you're still wondering, use fact checking sites like Snopes or FactCheck.org or Google Fact Check Tools  ... 

Check your emotions before you respond. Take a few deep breaths and assess the consequences - the risk reward of a response. Knee jerk reactions have destroyed many a career, friendship, life.

If what you are reading/hearing is a personal attack on someone and not addressing an issue, it is an appeal to your emotions. See above.

Beware of declarations of authority without any other substance. This is an attempt to gain your trust and support without providing good reason. "I have a secret plan to end the war".  See "be skeptical" above.

Beware of the slippery slope argument, one that warns of one thing and threatens dire consequences, which if examined rationally have no basis in reality. "If you allow background checks, the next step will be confiscation". These arguments push you to believe what you want to believe, not reality. We all have the inclination to paint the world as we want to see it, not as it really is.

Beware of an application of "statistics", cherry-picking data to support questionable conclusions. "There were only 1500 deaths today, we're in the clear."  Mark Twain once said: "Lies, damned lies and statistics." Numbers can be used to falsely imply rigor in an argument and frequently tell half-truths. "Fully half of Americans have below average intelligence" is not a slander.

Fractured logic.
A non-sequitur is a conclusion that does not logically follow the premise. God is on our side, we have nothing to fear.  The German army's motto was Gott mit uns.  These declarations are attempts to give you assurance that your views are unassailable. The world is not that simple. 

Irrational conclusions. "The Vikings have never won a Super Bowl because they traded Fran Tarkenton." The "Curse of the Bambino'". Use of the word "must". "I must get into Harvard or my family will disown me". Musts are rarely must.

Either/Or declarations.  "We cannot feed undernourished children and fund pre-school programs". This is a good example of when to apply the Socratic Method.  Ask Why. And then ask Why again of the response. At some point in the chain of whys you reach a point where the statement is justified or obviously false.

Deception, euphemism, weasel words and propaganda. Talleyrand said "An important art of politicians is to find new names for things that have become odious to the public."The "Cute Puppy Act", regardless of its content, can be weaponized against opponents. "What? You oppose cute puppies!". Operation Just Cause. Patriot Act. Enhanced interrogation. un-American. Ethnic cleansing. Laid off ...

Half truths. Quotes out of context. Cherry picking evidence or statements.  Sound bites. Spin doctors. Just be aware of when you might be being manipulated.

Hopefully, your baloney detector will cause you to think critically about claims being made, but its true value is to evaluate whether the things you might say/write fall into the baloney category.

Be careful out there.

Copyright ©  2021  Dave Hoplin

Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Photographic History of Dave's Bike Rides

Missed the BWCA


Update 2024
In 2023, for medical reasons, I was unable to make even a single bike ride. Purgatory.
This spring (2024) I have been released.  So in humble appreciation I give you an updated Photographic History of Dave's Bike Rides.

This album will show you the myriad of places reachable by bicycle in the Twin Cities and surrounding area.  Hope you enjoy the tour.

Dave


I enjoy exploring on my bike. Some prefer motorcycle rides, but I prefer the slower pace. I almost always discover something new on every ride, even routes I have done many times.

Over the years I have done hundreds of rides, often alone but more fun with friends or even relatives. Usually I just ride for the joy of it, but occasionally, usually with a friend, we do a "theme" ride. Scenic overlooks, parks, museums, neighborhoods, lakes (there are a bunch), cemeteries, churches, re-purposed fire stations, bronze statues, historical preservation sites, river rides, colleges, bridges, interesting architecture, DQ's, polling places, street art - and I do the wonderful Schaar's Bluff trail 3 or 4 times a year.  

I always try to take at least one photo on every ride.  I have thousands. 

1957 Schwinn
So, I have been reviewing my bike ride photos and created an online album, a representative sampling of the totum, mainly for my own benefit, trying to remember the locations while I am still capable. 

If you're interested in a virtual tour of Mpls-St. Paul and surroundings you can find the album here: 

Photographic History of Dave's Bike Rides.

Note: Double-click a thumbnail for the full-size image and use arrows left-right to advance through the album.




Copyright ©  2021  Dave Hoplin

Thursday, March 25, 2021

Novel Defenses

Dominion Systems has filed a defamation suit against Sydney Powell for $1.3B for her accusations of voter fraud in the 2020 election, specifically calling out the Dominion voting machines.  Her defense is "no reasonable person would believe my conspiracy theories".  Wow.  I'm not sure what that says about her followers but if you buy that, it opens up a whole raft of possible "explanations" for criminal, civil or personal misconduct, although I'm not sure this one can be topped:  "Everyone knows I can't be trusted"   

But, here's a few more you can try out when it appears the hammer is coming down on you.

1) I was just having a bad day

2) I have a tumor pressing on my cortex

3) I had just eaten two packages of Twinkies

4) I just couldn't get to a phone

5) I had no idea what that pounding the garbage can was about

6) The devil made me do it

7) I have a lot of money so you should just drop it

8) I am broke so you should just drop it

9) I thought the flight was 8 PM not 8 AM

10) I'm dyslexic. I thought I was doing 60

11) I was on mute

12) I didn't have any clean underwear

13) Reddit/WallStreetBets said it was a sure thing

14) I was watching the Starship Enterprise docking at MSP

15) I was always told to ask for forgiveness instead of permission

When all else fails, admit guilt.

{Add your own favorite defense/excuse as a comment}

Copyright ©  2021  Dave Hoplin


Tuesday, March 9, 2021

Lowry Architectural Wondering

Here's an offering to my Lowry homies.

Architecturally, my little home town cannot complete with Athens or Rome, but we'd take them down when it comes to friendliness.  Usually, a small town has some ostentatious home or building that stands as a monument of success for some town swell, often the banker.  Lowry has many nice homes but none in the "mansion" category, perhaps a testimony to its egalitarianism.  Nevertheless, it does have some interesting structures.  

My grandparents home is an example of immigrant influence. 


Ole & Esther Hoplin home.  This traditional Swedish gambrel roof home was built in 1927-28, just in time for the depression. The mortgage was held by a pair of bachelor farmers and was not foreclosed due to their kindness. No payments during the 30's and not fully paid off until after WWII. The home had some forward looking features, including electricity, indoor plumbing and radio antenna wires for each room - never used however.  Another building to the east in the same design held the 1923 Overland and hay for the cow. Oh - and the basement was a mortuary and housed bodies in the winter waiting for the spring thaw. 



Lutheran Free Church

This home (204 Drury Ave) once was a Lutheran Free Church,  a separate Lutheran denomination from 1897 to 1970 when it merged with the American Lutheran Church (ALC).  Augsburg Seminary in Minneapolis was founded by the Free Church and the Wisconsin Norwegian Lutherans.  (I was unable to determine when this congregation was active in Lowry).  I remember it as the Clarence Hanson home.




Lowry Clinic once hosted 3 M.D.'s. Of course, now with centralized medicine, those days are long gone.  Dr. Lewellyn L. Gibbon was so beloved by my grandmother that that a Hoplin chid got that Welsh name in between his given name and surname. Dr. Bert was a legend. Dr. Nelson is a relative. Dr. Wright was the first black to live in Lowry - and he managed the Lowry baseball team. And Dr. Lee traveled from Glenwood in his TBird a couple days a week in the late 50's to deliver his special kind of care.  The clinic building is now a single family home.

  • LL Gibbon M.D.
  • BA McIver M.D.
  • Maynard Nelson M.D.
  • Bruce Jarvis M.D.
  • Matt Plasha M.D.
  • Beaumont Hagebak, DDS
  • Lawrence Wright, DDS
  • Gordon Lee MD



The Rink House.  This was built as a WPA project in the 1930's using local rock for the chimney and fireplace.  It served skaters for 50 years. In my day, Ed Flynn was the keeper of the fire and handed out the big snowplow skate behind shovels for us to clean the rink after snowfalls.







William Leslie home.  William Leslie was co-owner of the wildly successful Lowry Roller Mill during the 1920's & 30's,  producing "Lowry's Best" flour.  Glenwood Bakery used 60 bags per day. Sadly, in February 1937 a flour dust explosion sparked a fire and the mill burned to the ground.  The mill was not rebuilt.  The home was later owned by Donnie Dingwall, but I remember it as the Iver Femrite family home.





Iver Engebretson home.  Iver was the president of Lowry State Bank, holding that position from 1926 into the 1950's.  He was noted for serving in the Spanish-American war.





Lowry School.  The red brick 2 story school building housed grades 1-8 and four teachers. Lots of memories.  It's no longer there.






The Churches.
  The Lutherans, the Covenanters, Plymouth Brethren and the Catholics - but their church was out in the country so perhaps is ineligible. 







George McIver Home.  The McIver's were among the most prominent Lowry families.  Leaders of the Plymouth Brethren's. Founders of McIver's Store, the local grocery and mercantile. Dr. Bert McIver was a renowned physician.  Truly an exemplary family.  In my day, the George McIver home was that of Howard & Mary Lysen.








The Jaegers
were Latvian Displaced Persons, living in Lowry in the late 40's, sponsored by area Lutheran churches.  Theirs was a fascinating story if you've got time to read it. Angie was a MD and Vera a pharmacist. Their brother Julius was a renowned artist. The cared for a young boy, Alberts Vigants on their escape from the Russians at the end of WWII.  They lived in the upstairs apartment on Aurora Ave.




Ben Rice Shoe Repair.  These were the days when we fixed things rather than sending them to the landfill.

Lowry Creamery.  I remember walking to the creamery to get a milk bottle filled with sweet cream.  Ray Hayenga was the creamery man and benefactor of the Lowry Leghorn BB team, so he is golden in my memory.  He also organized a memorable trip to the Boundary Waters for Lowry boys which included almost burning up my father's pickup - a story for another day.





Pure Oil station
.  This classic gas station was located on a side street unseen from Highway 55.  I remember it as operated by Bob Bennet and in it's modernized look. It's now gone and in it's place is Lowry Mfg.







Lowry Flats.
Lowry's version of New York's The Dakota.  Cheaper rent.  Several businesses along main street had apartments in thire upper level. McIver's Store, Dahl House, Dave Chan's Tavern, Telephone Office ..






The Depot.  Up and through the 60's, the railroad was the life blood of small towns, delivering mail, freight and providing passenger service.  Two trains a day stopped in Lowry.  Jim Robieson served as the station master 





The Town Hall. The hub off community activity.  Fire House, Polling Station, Council Meetings, Water Works, Smelt fries, basketball court, Memorial Day speeches, School Christmas programs, Lowry Citizen of the Year honoring ceremonies, ... those were the days.



Copyright ©  2021  
Dave Hoplin

Monday, March 1, 2021

What's The Big Idea

Once in awhile I read something that awakens the latent wanna-be philosopher in me (see Philosopher For Hire).  An article in the The Atlantic titled "American's Innovation Engine is Slowing" is a case in point. 

When I was a kid, my mother would occasionally say to me “What’s the big idea?”.  I knew then I had done something stupid or reckless - and I should be worried.  Now I ask: "America, what’s the big idea?"

Some thinkers believe that the good old U S of A is in trouble because of the dearth of “big ideas”.  The Economist had a cover story with Rodin’s Thinker sitting on a toilet, captioned: “Will we ever invent anything this useful again?”  
 
The premise is that transformational breakthroughs are in our past.  The advances that characterized the industrial age have not happened in the modern era. The internal combustion engine, the airplane, electrical power, the telephone/telegraph, refrigeration all dramatically changed millions of lives. Nowadays, innovation in America is “... somewhere between dire straits and dead” according to PayPal founder Peter Thiel.  Some economists have pegged this era as the “Great Stagnation”. Innovation has become  incremental rather than transformational.  


Yes, we have better cars, better airplanes, better TVs, better computers, better buildings, better appliances, reusable rockets .. better most things than 50 or a 100 years ago - but functionally they have not changed all that much.  We still ship goods mainly by cargo ship, rail and truck.  We still sit on the couch and watch the “tube”, albeit a flat-screen incarnation and streamed content.  We still drive our cars at roughly the same speed as 1950.  We still cook and prepare food much as grandmother did.  

The promises and predictions of the SciFi writers have not been realized.  Where is my flying car, my "beam me up" transporter, my bionic body and especially the Star Trek Enterprise?  Instead I get Segway, holograms, Siri, e-cigarettes, veggie burgers,  virtual reality video games, and worst of all, narcissistic and personal attacks on social media with 280 characters of text - really?  It is true, we have created the internet, transformational for the world, but its impact is a mixed bag.

America's reputation as the world’s leading innovator is built upon the vibrant research and development capabilities of our great universities, often funded by government grants. But our universities are in trouble. The pandemic has increased isolation, government funded research is reduced and lower student numbers all contribute. The number of talented people from around the world studying here on student visas is dropping. Our immigration policies are sending the message that says we don't want you. Our melting pot has a cover on it. Students with foreign citizenship currently comprise the majority of our science-based graduate programs.  And most, when their study is complete, want to remain in the US to further their research, work for American companies or create their own businesses. 

Where are the American grad students?  Well, they are there, just not in great numbers in STEM related research. They are in commerce, finance and business schools, hedge funds and crypto-currency. The American obsession with wealth is leading the best minds to “follow the money”. (Note - this is opinion, my own.)  Couple that with the epidemic of science denial, the disparagement and dismissal of science and education in general, and you have a prescription for losing the technology race to China.

So, have we run out of ideas?  Is America on the downslope?  

I chose a hopeful view.  In 1800, Thomas Malthus predicted that everyone in the world would starve.  It would be just impossible to produce enough food. World population is now 7x that of Malthus’ time, and while hunger is still certainly a global problem, most people eat better than 200 years ago.  And,  hey, we survived the Mayan end-of-the-world prophecy and asteroid flybys, so perhaps there is hope. 

Where do we look for breakthrough advances that might dramatically improve the lives of people?

> Medical research. Perhaps the most hopeful of fields, as shown by the rapid Covid vaccine developments, CRISPR & gene therapies, DNA sequencing, non-invasive neurosurgery using sound waves, smart pacemakers, the application of Artificial Intelligence to medical diagnosis and image processing ... can a cancer cure be far behind?

> Space Exploration. The amazing landing of the Mars Rover after a 40 million mile ride and landing perfectly on a football field size target with Mars spinning at 800 mph is perhaps a sign that we are still capable of great endeavors. 
 Space initiatives have historically led to breakthroughs both intentional and  serendipitous. But when the government tries support innovation ... well, you know... politics.  

> Computer Technology.  Virtual reality, Quantum computing, Robotics, Artificial Intelligence ..
Caveat. Artificial Intelligence offers both great potential for good in many areas, but like many technologies, its application can be perverted. We must be watchful.  The military industrial complex is looking hard at AI.  Imagine autonomous weapons, waves of smart drones. AI is not human and will not exhibit human empathy.  

> Climate Change. I suggest it is time for the US to quit being spectators and drive worldwide cooperation attacking climate change.  Follow the lessons of Pascal’s Wager - believe and do something about it rather than just debate it. The time for that is long over. Climate change is real and if we continue to ignore it, I shudder to think.  This is not a problem that can be handled by last minute quick fixes. By now the US should have been leading the world, mobilizing another "Manhattan Project-like" effort.  But instead the fossil fuel interests and their servants in Congress delay, filling the air with disinformation. Trillions for war but lemonade stands for climate, a crisis that will affect all our children and grandchildren’s quality of life and perhaps put their lives at risk. Does it take melting Greenland and Antartica to deliver the message? What is wrong with us?
(see: A Hot War)  

If you have made it to here, you have my thanks for reading and allowing me to vent. I’ve just had it with science deniers.

Copyright ©  2021  Dave Hoplin