Friday, January 30, 2026

Word Nerd

If you are a lexicographer or linguist or an etymologist or a philologist you should hang up now and get back to your chores of defining and citing. I am a rank amateur on this topic,  but then again that has never stopped me from weighing in before. 


Outside the group of professional word nerds, I am perhaps one of the few laymen to have read not 1, but 2 books about the creation of a dictionary, word nerd I am. The first, The Professor and the Madman is about the creation of The Oxford English Dictionary - or OED to we crossword aficionados. The second is Unabridged:The Thrill of (and the Threat to) the Modern Dictionary,  covering the evolution from Noah Webster’s first “American English” dictionary through the Merriam-Webster incarnations. Reading these books made it clear to me I could barely strive to be a third-rate hobby horse lexicographer. The true believers are unbelievably anal over words.


Samuel Johnson's Dictionary

I also possess a copy of Samuel Johnson's 1755 Dictionary, "the work that defined the English language".  He spent 9 years creating it. It defined the dictionary format that remains in place to this day: word, part of speech, pronunciation, etymology, definition(s), quotation(s).

e.g. lexicographer noun [French] A writer of dictionaries, a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original and detailing the signification of words. "Commentators and lexicographers acquainted with the Syriac language, have given these hints in their writings on scripture. Watt's Improvement of the Mind.

Some of Johnson's definitions have altered over time.
e.g. nice adj [nese Saxon, soft] Accurate in judgment to minute exactness It is often used to express a culpable delicacy. Nor be so nice in taste myself to know, if what I swallowed be thrush or no. Perseus

Some biases may have slipped in
e.g. tory noun [a cant term, derived I suppose, from an Irish word signifying a savage.] One who adheres to the antient constitution of the state and the apostolical hierarchy of the church of England, opposed to whig. The knight is more tory in the country than the town, because it more advances his interests. Addison.

oats noun [Saxon] A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people.

serendipity, coined in 1754 did not make it into Johnson's dictionary.  It is termed one of the 10 most difficult English words to translate. Julius Comroe said, “Serendipity is looking in a haystack for a needle and discovering a farmer’s daughter.”  Other words in the top ten include plenipotentiary, gobbledegook, poppycock, whimsy, spam, and kitsch. 

Johnson's dictionary (2 volumes) sold for £4 10s, several months wages for a laborer at the time and suffered poor sales. The following year Johnson issued an abridgment, excluding the quotations. It sold 1000 copies a year for 30 years and most English households acquired one.

Johnson's dictionary was definitive until it was superceded (not a typo, English spelling) by the Oxford English Dictionary which was published in installments between 1884-1928. 

OED

The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) is the gold standard when it comes to English dictionaries. Its publication began in 1884 with fascicles issued periodically, the first covering A-B. It was a crowd-sourced document, long before the term crowd-sourced existed. In 1928 it was issued in 10 volumes. The chief editor for most of the project, Sir James Murray, enlisted a number of scholars and dozens of amateur philologists as volunteers. Enter the book The Professor and the Madman, A Tale of Murder, Insanity, and the Making of the Oxford English Dictionary by Simon Winchester.  Turns out, the most prolific contributor of definitions, quotes and word origins was William Chester Minor, a retired US Army surgeon, who just happened to be confined in the Broadmoor Criminal Lunatic Asylum in Berkshire, England, this fact only discovered when the editors sought to honor him. Dr. Minor had submitted more than 10,000 entries. [Incidentally, this book was made into a movie in 2019 starring Mel Gibson and Sean Penn]

from Wikipedia
The 20-volume OED2 (1989) was republished in 1991 as a compact edition (ISBN 978-0-19-861258-2). The format was re-sized to one-third of original linear dimensions, a nine-up ("9-up") format requiring a stronger magnifying glass (included), but allowing publication of a single-volume dictionary. The edition released in 1991 includes definitions of 500,000 words, in 290,000 main entries, with 137,000 pronunciations, 249,300 etymologies, 577,000 cross-references, and 2,412,000 illustrative quotations. 

If you include scientific terms, slang, obsolete words the total number of words in the English language is well over a million, perhaps nearer 2 million. The average American's vocabulary consists of 20-35 thousand words with "active vocabulary" (i.e. used regularly) of around 10,000 words and a "passive" (i.e. recognized words) double that. 

Merriam Webster

Unabridged by Stefan Fatsis  tells the story of the American dictionaries from Noah Webster's original "American English" dictionary and its acquisition by the Merriam company, resulting in a 150 years of Merriam-Webster editions and the eventual obsolescence of print dictionaries killed by the internet.

Blue Back Speller
In the early 1800's, Noah Webster became a household name because of his 120 page Blue Back Speller which made its way into schoolrooms across the country. His speller introduced the concept of phonics and emphasized the use of syllables (e.g., a-bom-i-na-tion).  The speller was not just word lists. Webster was a bit of a moralist so it included moral lessons, fables and reading exercises. 

He then set to work on an "American" dictionary.  So .. plow not plough; theater not theatre; jail not gaol,  His dictionary contained 70,000 words. He created his final entry - zygomatic - in 1828, I suspect with a sigh of relief. Webster's Dictionary pushed Noah into the immortal category. The name Webster became synonymous with dictionary forever more,

Noah Webster died in 1843. In 1844, George & Charles Merriam purchased the rights to the Webster and set about creating an affordable (and profitable) dictionary. Their first offering sold for $10.50, a significant expenditure in the 1840's but it launched a company that was the dominant dictionary publisher for 150 years. Their 12 editions of the American Collegiate Dictionary has had sales second only to the Bible.

Fatsis' 'Unabridged' documents the history of Merriam-Webster (and to a lesser degree OED and other dictionary publishers). The process of producing a dictionary is a meticulous one, with lexicographers researching thousands of words, their origins and citations from wide ranging sources taking upwards of 10 years to complete. Fatsis documents this process in excruciating but interesting detail.  There's a chapter devoted solely to slurs. And another on pronouns ('You' is plural. 'Thou' is singular. You are .. is proper usage.  'They' is is fine.) 

All words are not "dictionary worthy" so editors constantly debate in/out. Before computers, every candidate word, its derivation and proposed definition was captured on a 3x5 card called a slip - maybe a million of them. So, what's your verdict? In or out? Smashmouth, GOAT, sheeple, nothingburger, dog whistle, absquatulate? 

It is said that a dictionary, with each edition, presents a window into the culture of the times. One example of this is Merriam-Webster Webster’s annual Word of the Year (WOTY) contest where each year word professionals gather to nominate candidates and vote to determine the word that is most reflective of the past year. A lexicographers' academy awards.

Here are the winners from 2003-2025.  

From Wikipedia

How's your memory of the past 25 years?  I suspect these words might send you into flashback mode.

Merriam-Webster was the last print version American dictionary standing. Gone are Funk & Wagenalls, Random House, American Heritage, …  I imagine you have one gathering dust on a shelf

Google and AI 

When is the last time you looked up a word in your Merriam-Webster print dictionary? I can’t remember either. How often do you look up a word online or from the built in dictionary in Kindle? Most every day I suspect. Print dictionaries have collided with the iceberg that is Google and have disappeared beneath the internet waves. But dictionary “editions” continue to be released with online updates made rapidly and without fanfare. 

In the 1990's Alta Vista, Excite, Ask.com and Dictionary.com made their appearances and swept away print dictionaries. And then Google arrived and swept them away. 

The new age of word management is a super computer job. In the age of social media, bloggers :-) and non-traditional media, it is a challenge to identify new words that are worthy of being added to the canon and to deliver updated editions in a timely manner  Firstly, there are so many being generated by non-traditional publishers - like me. An analysis of the 5.2 million digitized Google books found 52% of the English lexicon therein was “dark matter”, that is undocumented. 

Lexicography now depends on compute power. Not just Google search to identify where and how many usages of a word but the creation of "corpora",  collections of utterances used in descriptive analysis of the language. aggregating categories of writings from various sources - press, religion, popular fiction, memoirs, general fiction, adventure and western lit, romance, humor etc into a 'corpus'.  The Corpus of ContemporaryAmerican English (COCA) contains over a billion words. So let loose supercomputers and turn lexicographers into programmers to discover new words and debate the case for inclusion in the dictionary. Here's where human editors enter the scene. The criteria for this is a bit fuzzy, based largely on whether the 'new' word is in general use. Take 'kakistocracy' for example - instances of this word increased 13,700%. Or 'thobber'.

And AI.  Ask Gemini to define a word in the style of Merriam-Webster, or OED.  The result is pretty good. Could AI generate a new dictionary edition overnight? Likely, if people are OK with "good enough", a concept abhorrent to the professional lexicographers.

Someone, certainly a linguist, said "language is like the great white shark. It must keep moving or it dies." 

Postscript

For those of you who managed to get this far, how many words did you look up in this read?  Or did you just skip over the obscure words?  A side goal in writing this was to push you to open your dictionary.

Copyright © 2026  Dave Hoplin



Saturday, January 17, 2026

In These Times: A Graphic Novel

In these times everyone needs comfort and would welcome a hand to hold.



Chapter 1. Climate

2024 West Coast USA 2025



Chapter 2 Health Care

Green World .. Mostly


Chapter 3 Aging

Brain network peaks @ 32


Chapter 4 Wars and Rumors of War

Oh, and Nigeria, and Greenland and ...



Chapter 5 Mass Shootings since Sandy Hook

The last 12 years 





Chapter 6 Cost of Living
Don't believe the upside down chart




Chapter 7  Gerrymandering

Election corruption




Chapter 8 Immigration

Everyone (except Native Americans) in the US has immigrant ancestors 


Chapter 9 Vanity

Gilding the lily



Chapter 10 Cruelty

600,000 preventable deaths - and counting




Chapter 11 Irrational Exuberance

AI.  Wait for it. Pop


Chapter 12 Transparency

Oy!


Chapter 13 Social Media

Don’t knee jerk react to what you read/view.
Verify. Verify. Verify. 
And don’t be a spreader.


Epilog



Copyright © 2026  Dave Hoplin 








Tuesday, January 6, 2026

Deep Thoughts Vol 12

My monthly compilation of musings, thoughts, observations, quirky facts, trivia, attempts at humor, quotes, some seriousness and some nonsense.

 A lot to think about of late


Modest thinker that I am


Blessed are they who want what they have.

"Rage Bait" is the word of the year.

The country’s moral compass is spinning wildly.

The EPA has removed all references to human caused climate change from its website.

Why are so many women’s volleyball coaches bald men?

Women’s sports should have male cheerleaders.

70 percent of Americans say they no longer believe in the American dream.

It appears the only thing that can stop authoritarian power is Republican voters.

Odi timidos electos
Does the lion gnawing on the wildebeest have the same happiness as a human at the Thanksgiving table?

Your New Year’s Day headache is likely from the diuretic effect of ethanol, which can lead to shrinkage of brain tissue.

You are ingesting micro-plastics every time you brush your teeth. Some are probably in your brain.

Tipping is beginning to look like defense spending. Increase, increase but no need to justify.

If the (economic) system in place before 1975 had stayed in place, the bottom 90% of Americans would have had almost $80 trillion more in 2023 than they did.  2025 RAND study

Thems whats gots keeps.

Prolonged participation in ‘shooter games’ can rewire brain structures muting empathy triggers.


The rename to Department of War is apt. The US bombed 7 different countries in 2025, not counting oceans.

Curious that the countries America attacks (Iraq, Venezuela, Nigeria) are all oil rich. If I were Norway, I'd be worried.

Whatever it is that you produce - a baby, a book, a theory, it is a piece of the magic of creation, something that you do not fully understand.  Freeman Dyson

Costco sells 100 million miles of TP each year. That’s 200 round trips to the moon. Let that visual sink in.

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.  Jane Austen

The 3 ages of man. Youth, Maturity and … You Look Great.    Calvin Tomkins

I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker. Samuel Clemens

The only wish Montaigne held for old age was a mind free from dementia.

Falls are the scourge of old age. I can testify.

Losing friends and family is another.

In my little home town (pop ~300) there were 3 grocery stores, 4 gas stations, 2 implement dealers, a restaurant, a tavern, a bank, a barbershop, a hardware store, a lumber yard, a creamery, a train depot, a trucking company, a butcher shop, a blacksmith, a hatchery, a grain elevator, a clinic, a telephone company, a fire hall, a post office, a school and 3 churches - 6 if you count the nearby country churches. None survived to see the 21st century - except the bank and the churches.


Forty million Americans have stopped attending church in the past 25 years.

Can you name a solo artist singer who hasn’t produced a Christmas Album? Didn’t think so.

The National Center for Atmospheric Research (NCAR) is being dismantled due to its “climate alarmism”.  NCAR is the foremost climate and weather research organization in the world.

Where did all the personal data that Elon Musk’s DOGE extracted from government databases end up?

Deluding the people is a serious offense anywhere in China.

Scammers absconded with $333M from bitcoin ATM’s in 2025 .. minor compared to the $2.5B lost to hacks.

The 119 page Epstein grand jury document has been released completely redacted.

If there is to be a world cataclysm, it will probably be set off by skim milk, Melba toast, and mineral oil on salad.  A.J. Liebling

If high and outside were a strike, J.J. McCarthy would be a Hall of Fame quarterback.            (Re-purposed baseball joke.)

PWHL referees are inept and inconsistent at the same time exhibiting a home team bias. 

60 minutes is now a weak imitation of 20-20.

Apparently we are going to war again  - over oil again.

"They stole our oil."  Translation: American oil companies exploited a sovereign nation's natural resources for decades for enormous profit until that country took it back, paying the oil companies billions in compensation.

With the Venezuelan "exercise" our president has legitimized other powers <fill in the blanks> to execute their own imperialist adventures. And the odds of a Peace Prize have taken a deep nosedive.

In software, as in many endeavors, the first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time and the last 10% takes the other 90%

Of course, let’s build battleships. Completely unnecessary vanity spending. Battleships were obsolete before WWII ended, essentially floating artillery platforms. I don’t think we expect the Marines to storm Iwo Jima again. The last ship to ship battle was Surigao Strait in 1944. All of the last to be built WWII Iowa class battleships, including my father’s USS New Jersey, now serve the country as museums. Today, we have B1 bombers, missiles and drone swarms. 

Obeying the law takes too long.  DJT

Being poor is not a crime nor a reason to be hated.

The most surprising development of 2025 to me is the meekness of the Supreme Court. Second place goes to the ghosted Congress.

If you read more than two books last year you read more than half the US population. Gasp.


Ireland had no - zero - gun killings in 2025. Ireland!


When we visited Norway we mentioned to our Norwegian relatives that in Minnesota there was a tradition of serving lutefisk around Christmas and wondered if they did also. They were aghast. Why would we eat lye soaked cod? We have refrigerators.


There are things that we know we know. There are things that we know we don't know. There are things that we don't know we don't know.   Donald Rumsfeld


Stoicism is a highly overrated virtue.


The lilac reminds us that life is brief. Bloom where you’re planted.


Elvis has been dead for 47 years.



Copyright © 2026  Dave Hoplin 


Wednesday, December 24, 2025

CPI Blues

The Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) tracks the month to month change in the price of a basket of goods, 80,000 items, everything from apples to unleaded gasoline to men's underwear, funerals, from coffee to cadillacs. Each month BLS issues a Consumer Price Index report. Until lately. The report for the past 2 months has been withheld due to 'staff shortages' and the ‘government shutdown’. But as you must realize, this is all about controlling the optics. Apparently, we, the manipulated, don't deserve the truth and this government prefers to just tell us what to think. Yet another instance in a long line of gaslighting America.

So it's a huge mystery whether the CPI is going up or down. Not. Anyone who does their own grocery shopping, buys a Big Mac, pays property taxes or rent realizes which direction the CPI points.

It turns out I don't actually need the CPI to know which way the scales are tilting. I have my own personal CPI. This is a bit OCD but I track spending in a financial app on my Mac. It is quite easy to capture and categorize expenses. Not quite as easy as back in the days when every payment was by check. Now, I rarely write I check, it’s all auto-pay and credit card. The process does require decompiling the Visa bill and remembering what was in the Costco cart, so there's an ε on precision, but it's good enough to show trends. Once captured, the app aggregates and reports year-to-year comparisons by category.

So here's some 2024-2025 year-over-year statistical comparisons for one household, a fairly typical old urban couple.



I think you can probably make conclusions without my assistance. Note: The leap in medical expense is accurate but a bit inflated as our pill trays become ever more colorful. 


A trip to the grocery in 2025 was significantly more expensive than 2024. We dine out less frequently and yet have spent more. US cattle inventory is the lowest since the 1950's so those $18 hamburgers plus the tab with the 25% tip suggestion induce sticker-shock indigestion. An 8 oz filet at a well-known steakhouse goes for $60, ribeye for $85, so we eat less beef, rationalizing it's a healthier. So, alas, we must assume partial blame for all those restaurants shuttering.

This is a first-world problem but my favorite Cadbury chocolate bar has gone from $2.79 to $4.29. I fear I may be forced to Twix bars. Chocolate, as you know, is one of the 5 main food groups. A bag of Sun Chips is now $22/lb.  A box of Cheerios is $6. A can of Folgers is $16. The Christmas ham was $80. 

A diet of tea and rice cakes holds no appeal.

This report, of course, is in no way scientific. A sample size of one is not representative and a one-dimensional Bell Curve does not illuminate. 

So - not statistically significant - except to me.


Copyright © 2025  Dave Hoplin 


Thursday, December 18, 2025

Best of 2025

In what has become a year-end tradition for me, I offer up my favorite reads of the year. In my twilight years, I read mostly novels plus a good bit of non-fiction, usually history or biography. And I confess I do enjoy a nice murder or a visionary SciFi. I have been a member of a novel book club for lo onto 25 years. We almost always come up with a selection that is entertaining, thought provoking and discussable. Here's the list of the 200+ novels we have consumed if you're interested.

But back to the mission. The 10 books that most engaged me in 2025 in no particular order. 

I'm a sucker for year end book lists so it would be fun if you would add your own best of the year in the comments and together we could create a viral crowd-sourced list. Or just (see #1) write me a letter. I'm always looking for books to add to the stack. 

1. The Correspondent by Virginia Evans.  Novel. Have you ever reached the end of a book and felt sadness?  Not due to content but rather that you've reached the end of something remarkable and want it to continue and perhaps head back to page 1 for a re-read. This is such a book for me. It documents the life story of 80-ish Sybil, a retired law clerk, in letters, both sent and received. Sybil is a master of the lost art of letter writing, authoring eloquent and self revealing missives. She writes to everyone and they write back: her family members; authors with impressions of a book of theirs she has just  read, (Ann Patchett, Joan Didion, Larry McMurtry, Diana Gabaldon, ...; a Syrian immigrant customer service rep for a genealogy app; a young bullied mathematics savant son of a friend; her late in life discovered half-sister; a life-long friend with whom she can share her deepest feelings. A tour-de-force in my view.

2.  The Wide Wide Sea by Hampton Sides.  History. The final voyage of Captain James Cook and his death in Hawaii in 1779. Imperialism, exploration and exploitation among the Pacific islands and the failed search for the Northwest Passage.

3. Song of Solomon by Toni Morrison.  Novel. Milkman Dead's 30 year spiritual and physical journey to discover his roots.

4. The Bully Pulpit by Doris Kearns Goodwin. (Carnegie Medal) History. Teddy Roosevelt, William Howard Taft and the yellow journalists of the early 1900's. Fascinating history of the Roosevelt & Taft administrations, their close relationship and breakup leading to TR running in a 3-way race in 1912 as a 3rd party (Bull Moose) candidate and thus assuring Wilson's election - from perhaps my favorite historian.

5. Orbital by Samantha Harvey. (Booker Prize 2024).  Novel. A day in the life of a multi-national crew of 6 astronauts circling the earth.  A meditation on life and space. It's a lot more interesting than that summary implies. A love letter to earth.

6. Every Valley by Charles King.  History. The creation of Handel's Messiah and the troubled times in which it was written.

7. James by Percival Everett (Pulitzer Prize 2025) Novel. Mark Twain's Huck Finn from the perspective of the slave Jim.

8. Pachinko by Min Jin Lee. (National Book Award)  Novel. 4 generations of a poor Korean family, their emigration and the discrimination endured in Japan.

9. Bog Queen by Anna North.  Novel. Agnes, a forensic pathologist, investigates a perfectly preserved 2000 year old body exhumed from an English peat bog. Two threads - the life of the woman druid who ended up in the bog and the modern day investigation for clues on who she was and how she ended up there.  

10. Crying in H-Mart, A Memoir by Michelle Zauner. (American Book Award) Memoir. The story of an American-Asian life, growing up Korean in America. Food, family and a daughter's relationship to her mother, who is dying from cancer.


Bonus books just for fun

A novel?
The Interrogative Mood by Padgett Powell.  Every sentence is a question. Thousands of them.  Read my post Ponder These Things for a sampling.

2 good murder mystery series
Renee Ballard mysteries x6 by Michael Connelly  

And a bit too believable near future SciFi. Ministry for the Future by Kim Stanley Robinsonan award winning SciFi writer. It is about what you think it might be - how climate change in the near future will affect us all and the desperate efforts to combat it. Can the world survive? 


I know, that's 14.

Copyright ©  2025  Dave Hoplin 




Monday, December 8, 2025

Deep Thoughts Vol 11

Edition #11 of my musings from the deep.  A few thoughts, some information, some opinion, a bit of commentary, some trivia, some attempts at humor and some nonsense.

Now that I see more clearly, I’d like a bit more time.

I fear we are witnessing the death of civility.

The best thing for being sad… is to learn something.  T.H. White

Make more use of the Del key in your emails and posts. Less is more. And yes, I should take my own advice.

X now has an about this account feature exposing the source of messages. Surprises? Not really.  You are being deluged by South Asian, African, Eastern European impersonators.

Gambling in households increases the odds of domestic violence by over 10x, and gambling has the highest suicide rate of any addiction. And now there’s a casino in everyone’s pocket. Disaster looms.

In the MLB, you can place a bet on whether a particular pitch will be a ball or strike. Who knew? A couple Cleveland pitchers for sure.

Spahn and Sain and pray for rain.  

Willie, Mickey and the Duke.

How to become a millionaire.  Become a head football coach. Get fired.

Voter fraud in the USA is minuscule. The Heritage Foundation, the Project 2025 folks, have data to prove it. 

Rural hospitals and clinics are going the way of high schools. Consolidation and elimination. Mayo Clinic is closing 6 rural clinics and “The Area Hospital” is becoming the norm, meaning long drives for primary/emergency care for rural folks.

Have you had the misfortune of being hospitalized lately?  Look around, immigrants do most of the dirty work.


Have you tried to make an appointment at your primary care clinic lately? Urgent Care is the new primary care clinic.

The most private thing in the world is pain. You experience it alone.

Cars are getting too complex. If you see me coming on a sunny day with my windshield wipers flapping, know that I am about to make a turn.

Have you ever changed a tire out on the road? In the winter?

On a snowy freeway, 90% of the vehicles passing you at speed are RAMs, F250's, Sierras or Silverados. 

Technology advances are quickly perverted - literally so with AI porn.

Drone use is mainly militarily. Who would have predicted that?

Given that there are an estimated 2 trillion galaxies in the universe, it seems improbable to me that Earth is the only planet hosting life. 

Round up the usual suspects.

Brazil's Bolsonaro has started a 27 year prison sentence for leading an attempted coup. Former Peruvian President Martin Vizcarra was sentenced to 14 years in prison for corruption and accepting bribes. Former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez was sentenced to 45 years in federal prison for drug trafficking. He received a Trump pardon.

Time wounds all heels.

Who was it that thought women's high heels were a good idea?

We now get our news out of the Pentagon from My Pillow TV

Voice of America has gone dark .. in so many ways.

I am old. I have 2 versions of the Lutheran Book of Worship: one Red, one Green. And a third, a paperback sized Black Hymnal with just text, no scores.

Stashed in barrels, Martin Luther smuggled 11 nuns out of the convent of Marienthron in Saxony, one of whom was Katharina, who he promptly married and fathered 6 children.

In this era of mega-disasters, does anyone really accept that FEMA is unnecessary? No one imagines a catastrophe could happen to them. Until it does.

Half a million Americans go bankrupt every year due to medical expenses. For every other developed country the number is 0.

Medicare for all.

If you had the money, would you pay $236 million for a Klimt portrait?

Does anyone walk around on stilts these days? I made a pair as a kid with foot supports about 16" above ground.  Gary walked around 6' off the ground - had to get on a step ladder to board.

I think I have a hula hoop out in the garage somewhere if you're interested.

Genocide against Afrikaners?  Theater of the absurd. They’ve got it backwards.

We trade F-35's and military bases for golf courses and an ancient 747.

At some point the Venezuelan boat strikes will bring the US to The Hague. The second boat strike was murder. So was the first.

I'm pretty sure the US Navy is capable of interdicting, boarding, searching, confiscating and arresting? If not, call in the Coast Guard. They do it on a daily basis.

Body art is hazardous. Tattoo ink travels the body and kills immune cells.

Clark Gable appeared bare-chested in the 1934 film It Happened One Night. T-shirt sales plummeted.

Your cat is likely obese.

My new economic indicator. Count the day-to-day increase in pages of foreclosure listings in the daily paper. 

Economic storm front brewing. The Chinese are rapidly switching from US to their own products. (You might want to reduce your Nike & Apple holdings).  America is no longer in vogue. Chinese products and marketing are vastly improved but I think there might be another factor in play.

Tough job market for new college grads these days. AI is taking entry-level jobs. Is a college degree worth it? For those with a bachelor's degree, versus those with a high school diploma, median annual earnings are 59% higher, life expectancy is 6 years longer

“Profoundly underprepared".  UC San Diego assessment of incoming college freshmen

Epstein had a ranch in New Mexico. I doubt he was raising Herefords.

2 basic freedoms. Freedom from violence. Freedom from lies.   Chekhov

It used to be that Supreme Court justices did not wear team jerseys under their robes.

People will believe anything and rarely, the truth. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.

Most demonstrations are parties. People party, feel good and then go home. Nothing changes.

Your Anglican God? He’s too soft, too reasonable and understanding, doesn’t really want to interfere—more like the ideal next-door neighbour than a deity. I need to feel God’s terrible wrath, his retribution waiting for me. My Anglican God will just look sad and give me a ticking off.    Forgotten Brit

As he grew old, all Montaigne asked for was an old age free from dementia.

Can a country built on Native American genocide and the backs of slaves be called exceptional? That is, in a positive way?  Nikole Hannah-Jones

Musk “spent the weekend feeding USAID into the woodchipper.  [a quote from Elon] 
And now 600,000 people—two-thirds of them children—are dead, mostly in the poorest of countries.

The super rich are sociopathic. Almost always. Almost always men.

Huntley-Brinkley News was 15 minutes long - and I believe I got more relevant news content then than today's 24 hr news cycle.

This administration's recently released "America First" strategy means abdicating our role in the world and abandoning our allies. See National Security Strategy 2025.  Russia is a fan.

American History professor, Heather Cox Richardson, publishes a daily current events newsletter, Letters from an American, providing commentary, insights and historical context. 5 stars.

For you’all who are old like me, where were you on November 22, 1963?   January 28, 1986?   September 11, 2001?

The Republicans are the party that say government doesn’t work and then get elected to prove it.   P.J. O’Rourke

Can I bum a scroll off you?

10 million Iranians may need to evacuate Tehran because there is no water for the tap. The words ‘climate change’ have been purged from every government publication and website. God help us. (Read Kim Stanley Robinson's The Ministry for the Future.)

One of life's few mandatory rules. In a men’s restroom, incoming traffic has the right-of-way.  Hugh Leonard

Over or under?  The correct answer is over, unless you have little kids or a cat.

Day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year for plumbers — so busy they call it Brown Friday.

"Things happen" is all you need to say these days to dismiss most any transgression.


Copyright ©  2025  Dave Hoplin