- 1066
- amo, amare, amavi, amatus
- It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
- Oxygen valence
- π r²
- Split infinitive
- Fifty-four forty or fight
- Gregg method
- Side-angle-side
- Capital of Nevada
- How do you spell queue
- Frog anatomy
Distant Innocence
Wednesday, March 11, 2026
I Have An Idea
Monday, March 2, 2026
Who's Responsible For These Ridiculousnesses?
1 Kilometer = 1000 Meters (Kilo means 1000)
1 Meter = 100 Centimeters (Centi means 100)
1 Meter = 1000 Millimeters (Milli means 1000)
and likewise for:
Kilogram, Grams, Milligrams
Kiloliter, Liter, Milliliter
And,
1 Hectare = 10000 Sq. Meters
100º Celsius = boiling
0º Celsius = freezing
Could there be a more intuitive system of measure? We could call it the "Metric System".
1 Mile = 5280 Feet
1 Yard = 3 Feet
1 Foot = 12 Inches
1 Ton = 2000 Pounds (logically abbreviated lb)
1 Pound = 16 Ounces (Avoirdupois not Troy)
and to further confuse you
1 Gallon (not Imperial gallon) = 4 Quarts
1 Acre = 1/640th of a Square Mile = 43560 Sq. Feet
And throw in .. Long Tons, Troy ounce, Furlongs, Rods, Knots, Fathoms, Barrels, Hogsheads, Dog Years, Shot, Hand, Board Feet...
Actually, we are stuck with 2 systems. The American scientific community has long ago converted to metric, a system 95% of the world uses - but the we who use the "Customary" system - all 2 of us - argue the Metric System is it is too hard!
Wednesday, February 18, 2026
Deep Thoughts Vol 13
Prediction. TrumpRx will be yet another grift to line the Family’s pockets.
History lesson. Evil was defeated but it did not go away.
Your story does not begin at birth .. but with those who came before you.
Can you name your great-grandparents? Do you know their story? Were they immigrants?
Minnesota must have some untapped oil reserves.
Hundreds of millions from sales of pirated Venezuelan oil tankers is sequestered in Qatar. But it was all about fentanyl.
“Kavanaugh Stops”. A single justice declares racial profiling legitimate!
ICE is buying warehouses ($38B worth) to serve as processing centers holding up to 1,500 detainees each before funneling them into 8 mega-centers that can hold up to 10,000+ detainees each. WAPO This represents violations of the 1st, 4th, 5th, 10th and 14th amendments, if anyone is paying attention.
For clarity, let’s name these Camp Auschwitz, Camp Treblinka, Camp Buchenwald, Camp Dachau, Camp Ravensbruck, Camp Bergen-Belsen, Camp East Montana ...
Many great ideas are initially thought to be stupid. Same is true of stupid ideas. Tricky to tell the difference
There are 393 million civilian firearms in the US.
One year from dismantling of USAID, a Lancet Global Health study projects that global aid cuts could lead to 9.4 million deaths by 2030. CNN (for reference - the Holocaust killed 6 million Jews)
Crypto is not money. There is no real value behind it. Its price is driven by internet vibes and a bubble awaits. And when that happens you can be confident that the government will do a bailout. (The slide is perhaps underway - Bitcoin down roughly 50% in the past 6 mo.)
If you or I had posted such racist garbage, we’d be out of a job in 5 minutes.
Pulling on compression socks with arthritic hands is the devil at work.
Listening to the president is like listening to Captain Queeg on the stand .. "Ahh, but the strawberries! That's - that's where I had them”
“You have the right to protest in the streets, but that does not give you the right to enter the Capitol and disrupt Congress.” Jim Jordan 2026, 5 years late
Minneapolis protesters are "terrorists". Jan 6'ers were "peaceful protesters". NYT, ABC.
We had whistles. They had guns.
The odds on the Twins winning the World Series is +10,000 for those of you who understand these things. My interpretation is slim to none. If Pablo is out it's -10,000 for the basement.
I confess I am not a huge fan of Lenten minor key music and the absence of Alleluia from my life for 40 days.
Doomsday clock now reads 85 seconds to midnight.
The scourge of aging is losing people you love. Funerals as social gatherings are not to be wished for. The thing about your grief is no one can really know it but you.
Copyright © 2026 Dave Hoplin
Thursday, February 12, 2026
Brain Atrophy
A scientist would say you cannot get to a factual conclusion or realize a creative idea without rigor. The scientific method is an empirical method for acquiring knowledge through 1) careful observation 2) rigorous skepticism 3) hypothesis testing 4) Repeat. - "Tis only a flesh wound".
- “Brother Maynard – bring forth the holy hand grenade!”
- “YES. WE’RE ALL INDIVIDUALS.”
- "We’re destitute. I’ve got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.”
- “Jeez, The Inquisition. I didn't expect that."
- Election fraud is rampant?
- He brandished a gun?
- The worst of the worst?
- Vaccines cause autism?
- Grocery prices are going down?
- Paper ballots are more accurate and are counted faster than voting machines?
- Foreign countries pay the tariffs?
- Prescription prices will be reduced by 2000%?
- Ukraine started the war?
- Epstein files are a hoax?
- Climate change is a "con job"?
- Minnesota pandemic fraud is the worst in the country?
- Trump is exploiting the presidency for personal gain?
- Where's the evidence? Voting by non-citizens is illegal and extremely rare. You must be forced to believe that voting by undocumented immigrants is rampant to justify and accept proposed voter suppression actions. The way to stay in power is to define those who vote for the other party as illegitimate voters. see Brennan Center
- Where's the evidence? Demonstrably false. Believe your eyes. (I would include a video links, but I can't bear it and I'm positive you have seen them.)
- Where's the evidence? ~5% of those arrested have been charged with violent offenses. 73% have NO convictions. Those arrested include citizens, amnesty seekers and green card holders scooped up without warrants. see Cato Institute
- Where's the evidence? Ask a pediatrician. Decades of research says no. It's an urban myth. see Johns Hopkins
- Where's the evidence? Really? Believe your pocketbook.
- Where's the evidence? Proven false. Apply common sense. see Brennan Center
- Where's the evidence? Not. Bone up on your economics knowledge. You are the payer.
- Where's the evidence? Evidence of untruth is embedded in the statement. I taught math - not possible. Prices could increase by 2000%, but 100% is a hard cap on decrease. Check you 2026 health insurance premiums.
- Where's the evidence? Yet another gaslight. Russia annexed Crimea in 2012 and invaded Ukraine in 2022. see BBC
- Where's the evidence? Not worth a response. I'll let you research that one. You should be able to find data on this pretty easily.
- Where's the evidence? Ask any scientist. (see NASA) Of course, if you distrust all science, you are beyond the pale.
- Where's the evidence? It's in the public domain and it's not an excuse, and yes, fraud occurred in Minnesota during the pandemic food distribution programs (~$250 million). Prosecutors have charged 98 individuals in Minnesota with 65 convictions. Feeding our Future mastermind Aimee Bock and others were convicted in 2025 for stealing $47 million. For the record, Minnesota is small potatoes compared to other states and the fraud claims are being used as pretext for the "Minnesota surge". Sampling from around the country ... Source: Fox News
- New York - Medicare/Medicaid fraud to the tune of $10.6 billion
- Arizona - $2.5 billion Medicaid fraud surrounding addiction treatment
- Georgia - $463 million for submittal for unneeded lab tests
- California - $490 million on false Covid-19 related billings
- Illinois - $300 million in fraudulent Medicare/Medicaid billings
- Unemployment insurance fraud. GAO says 11-15% of the $1 trillion (do the math) in unemployment claims were fraudulent. Compared to other states, Minnesota is a low outlier with an estimated 1% fraudulent claims. (see GAO data)
- Where's the evidence? "All told, Mr. Trump has profited from his return to the presidency by an amount of money equal to 16,822 times the median U.S. household income." $1,408,500,000 as reported by NY Times (or CNN if you run into a paywall)
And that's not the half-of-it. Grifter in Chief.$300M+ from seized Venezuelan oil tankers stashed in personal Qatar account; $400M Ballroom contributions;25% of Nvidia chip sales to China;“Golden” share of US Steel; $1B participation fee to Board of Peace; $230M lawsuits agains DOJ; $500M crypto deals with UAE (see Guardian) ...










