Deep Thoughts Sept '26

We are the pioneers of our own histories,

drawn to the horizon as if it waited just for us

the way the young are drawn
to the future, the old to the past. 

Linda Pastan

Rich people are not like us. Psychologists amassed evidence that the upper classes are more prone to behaving badly, from being oblivious to other road users, lying at work and taking treats meant for children

The U.S. pays $1.2B to a German firm to halt offshore wind projects. (Fact. Not from the Onion.)

Tax evasion (a.k.a. cheating) costs the US Treasury $600B a year.

New Orleans will use AI to answer 911 calls instead of a human. Hmm.

I used to be able to call my grandmother by telling the operator '35, please' and call home by saying '74, please'. Now I tell Siri 'call granny' or 'call home'. Seems about the same to me except less polite and granny is my wife.

The 1789 storming of the Bastille marked the start of the French Revolution. The prison held only seven inmates: four forgers, two lunatics, and one deviant aristocrat.

The only thing Trump cares about is erasing Biden/Obama legacy, punishing those he hates and satiating his personal greed. And of course, rebuilding D.C. to his own unique aesthetic.

Monumental madness.

Do you think cockleburs were in the original creation spec or the result of Adam's fall?

When in doubt, mumble.

Ah, Minnesota State Fair season. The roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the crowd.

Why do so many obits picture man with fish?

Minnesota Twins fan optimism officially ends annually on Sep 1st.

Are there ever fist fights at your book club meetings?

US researchers are emigrating to Canada in droves.

57% of Americans placed a bet last year. 38% read a book.

The biggest surprise in a man’s life is old age.  Ben Kingsley

I was 50 for years and years, then suddenly 75.

As you age, your fingernails grow faster. And your ears too, I'm told.

How would you know if you met an extraterrestrial?

Ukraine has redefined how wars are fought now, obsoleting modern weaponry.

The 6000 tanks in the US arsenal are all destined for city parks.

An effective military takes more than guys who can do 100 pushups.

And a lesson learned for the umpteenth time. You cannot bomb your way to victory.

Milk and bread and eggs are always in the very back of the supermarket. This is so you have a chance to grab chips, cookies and sodas on your way to checkout.

Pain is a lonely solo flight.

Have you hired a plumber lately? Uffda. My father would be shocked.

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.  Eric Hoffer

Everyone has value. You can always serve as a bad example.

Bribed with your own money. Creative.

Can anyone explain why the US voted NO on the UN's proposed more accurate world map? 164-1

Trust between nations takes years to build and minutes to squander.  Same with friends.

Pillow guy Lindell cries voting fraud.  And then demands but then withholds payment for a recount. Who could have predicted?

I'm getting really tired of all the profanity in political ads. And elsewhere.

I am deluged with "urgent" text messages from politicians. I may block them all forever more.

Teenage girls seem to revel in cruelty to each other.

Zombie malls.

A wealth tax seems necessary to bring down the debt, but seems unfair to American farmers, many of whom are land rich/cash poor. Oligarchs can hide assets and sell a few shares of Tesla, farmers not so much and land doesn't really fit through a loophole. Create one for farmland.

GLP-1 weight loss products sell @ $500/mo and cost $5 to produce.

I am beginning to wonder about the seriousness of WAPO.  Headline: "Tow truck drivers save kitten by dismantling a car in a drive-through".  Is this newsworthy?

Minnesotans. Go and live in another state for a couple years before you start ragging on your home state.

Minnesota is the hardest state to get people to move to - and the hardest to get people to move from.

Publishing an 85 year old man's diary to embarrass him is repulsive, not to mention an invasion of privacy.

Qatar Force One.  Not up to snuff.

Happiness with two is doubled.

Scientists are such romantics. "Non-agonistic interactions involving directed, infraspecific oral-oral contact with some movement of the lips/mouthparts and no food transfer."

That "no food transfer" is key.

We have known the consequences of climate change for decades and have largely ignored them. Same with AI and data centers it appears. 

Technology designed for good is invariably subverted to bad.

Vote. If mail-in, don’t trust USPS. Bring your ballot to a drop box.

I appeal to you. Do not vote for a candidate when the only thing they offer is loyalty to Trump.

When someone asked W.H. Auden why nobody knew about Stanley Kunitz, Auden said: "It's strange, but give him time. A hundred years or so. He's a patient man."  Kunitz was appointed poet laureate when he was 95 years old.

I ain't buyin' my kid no encyclopedia. He can walk to school just like I did.  Yogi Berra

I never really said all those things I said.  Yogi Berra

Surprise. DOGE grossly overstated savings.

DHS policy says ICE will release body camera video only when seen in the agency’s ‘best interests’ . 

Every time I am tempted by a new bike, I look in the mirror at the old guy and conclude the one I've got will easily outlast me.

Vertical pavements cracks put the fear of God in me.

I’ve reached the age where the low gears have high value and the high gears have low value.

You know those scroll lists to pick your year of birth? It's a long ways down.

I fear the only thing that can save this nation is a Republican thought revolution.

Don't be wearing sandals when standing in front of a urinal.

Get your shots.

What's a book that you have read more than once?

One of the DC trees they have cut down is a cherry tree.

Canada supplies almost all the lumber the US uses for framing houses.

I miss the Burma Shave road signs, although they were a driving hazard. 

Though love goes cold

Do not despair

There's Yspilanti underwear.

BURMA SHAVE

The Singularity has arrived.

Copyright © 2026  Dave Hoplin 

Age of Enlightenment. Really?

The Age of Enlightenment was a cultural and intellectual movement in Europe during the 17th & 18th century,  an age where reason dominated, where science, democracy, individual liberty and human rights rebelled against monarchies  - the age of John Locke, Voltaire, Rousseau, Immanuel Kant, Rene Descartes, Montesquieu, Adam Smith, Isaac Newton, Benjamin Franklin, Francis Bacon, Gottfried Leibniz,  ...    

These were the leading figures in a century that featured dramatic knowledge advances in science, mathematics, philosophy, arts and letters and spawned the demand for individual liberty and natural rights, inspiring the American and French Revolutions. 

If you are paying attention, you will notice that all the members of the above list are men, as if half the population were devoid of talent or ideas. Throughout most of recorded history artists, authors, scientists have been men. In order to get their work published, 18th and 19th century women authors resorted using male pseudonyms - George Sand aka Amantine Dupin; George Eliot aka Mary Ann Evans; Currier, Acton & Eliot Bell aka Anne, Charlotte & Emily Bronte; 'By a Lady' aka Jane Austen. Women of science during the Enlightenment are even more rare.  Ada Lovelace and Marie Currie are the only names that come to mind. The trail blazer for women's rights advocacy was Mary Wollstonecraft, who in 1792 wrote 'A Vindication of the Rights of Women'.

But it was not until the Women's Suffrage Movement got rolling in the mid 1800's that women started to break out of the stereotype lives they had been forced to assume, a world of cooking, cleaning, quilts, samplers, rugs, child bearing and occasionally teaching or nursing.

In the US, the push for women's rights and the right to vote was launched in 1848 in Seneca Falls N.Y. , the site of the first women's rights convention, which featured Elizabeth Cady Stanton's Declaration of Rights and Sentiments.  After the Civil War, Susan B Anthony & Elizabeth Cady Stanton led a decades long campaign to amend the Constitution, culminating with the passing of the 19th Amendment granting women the right to vote - in 1920!  Neither woman lived to see it. Along the way a number of states demonstrated some enlightenment by granting women the right to vote, Wyoming being the first in 1869, followed by 14 others prior to the adoption of the 19th Amendment. This was an international movement. England granted women (over age of 30) the right to vote in 1918. Australia 1902. Finland was the first European country 1906. France 1945. Saudi women 2015. 

A right, believe it or not,  that has recently come under fire from American right wing and Christian Nationalist elements who advocate "household voting" - one family, one vote by the head of household.  

Equal rights?  People seem to accept that all is well. Not so fast. 

In fact, in today's world, oppression of women is common. Women are subjected to prejudice every day, both overt and covert, not to mention being subjected to frequent violence and domestic abuse. Hiring bias, lower pay, harassment - directly and online and a glaring example - female journalists being attacked and ridiculed by the name calling POTUS, Misogynist in Chief.  (For the record, I dislike the word  misogynist. People just disassociate when they don't know a word's meaning so just say prejudice against women.)  

A glass ceiling continues to exist in business, politics, science and academia. Women represent roughly 10% of the CEO positions, 28% of Congress are women, 44% of college faculties, 30% of college presidencies, 39% of doctors (but women are in the majority in med schools, so the medical field is ahead of most fields).  35% of Evangelical Lutheran pastors are women with the first ordained in 1970 (other Lutheran flavors and many other denominations still have male-only clergy).  The WNBA is very popular but is under attack constantly by the haters. Two women have been nominated for the presidency, both of of whom I contend, held superior qualifications for the office, but were defeated mainly because they were women. 

Age of Enlightenment?  After 300 years, we've still got a ways to go.

Men. Your mothers, sisters, wives, daughters and granddaughters are watching.

Copyright © 2026  Dave Hoplin 

An Ode For My Mental Health

I offer you a favorite poem.  It's my go to when I need an optimism booster, so I've been reading it quite regularly these days, sticking it on the bathroom mirror. The poem reflects tempered optimism, hence the title "Sometimes".  It says things may go right - but not that often, and usually requires concerted effort. It reminds me that optimism is not passive, you need to participate. Actually, the poem should be viewed as hopeful rather than optimistic - cautionary not blind expectation.

Copyright © 2026  Dave Hoplin 

Sometimes

Sometimes things don’t go, after all,
from bad to worse. Some years, muscadel
faces down frost; green thrives; the crops don’t fail.
Sometimes a man aims high, and all goes well.

A people sometimes will step back from war,
elect an honest man, decide they care
enough, that they can’t leave some stranger poor.
Some men become what they were born for.

Sometimes our best intentions do not go
amiss; sometimes we do as we meant to.
The sun will sometimes melt a field of sorrow
that seemed hard frozen; may it happen for you.

                                                            Sheenagh Pugh

Postscript.

The poet hates this poem.  She says people are misreading the poem, giving it unintended positivity. She asks no attribution on any of its use. I refuse as I find much needed hope in the read.  See her "the dreaded Sometimes":  https://sheenagh.wixsite.com/sheenaghpugh/sometimes

King James

No, not Lebron.  The English Royal, King James I, the one with the Bible named after him. When I was a kid, I thought God had dictated the Bible directly to the pen of King James. So when “Revised Standard” and "New Revised" versions started appearing, I was suspicious.  On whose authority?

Actually .. The King James Bible was written between 1604-1611 and contains 66 books, 39 Old Testament and 27 New Testament.  The Bible contains texts that are central to both Christianity and Judaism, is a source of spiritual guidance, faith teachings, sermons, parables, teachings from the life of Jesus and early Christians and Jewish traditions. 

The source documents for the New Testament were the Textus Receptus, a series of Greek texts from the 16th century. The Old Testament was a revision of the Bishop’s Bible utilizing Hebrew and Aramaic Masoretic Text, the 24 books of the Hebrew Bible. The translations were accomplished by 27 scholars, all members of the clergy of the Church of England. 

For me the beauty and lyricism of the language makes King James my preferred text. I struggle with contemporary translations. Jesus to Lazarus, "Dude, it's time to wake up".  Nope.  I think I'll stick with "Lazarus, come forth".

The Bible is of course central to the theology of Christianity and Judaism, but it has also impacted the everyday speech for the English speaking world. And it has inspired architects, painters, sculptors, writers, musicians and poets for centuries.  And of course, the jewelry industry.

But the English of 1611 contains many now archaic, obsolete words and phrases, usages and words whose meanings have changed over the past 400 years. This injects a level of confusion for the contemporary reader.  

Most commonly the obscure language in the King James Bible gets dismissed and skipped over with little thought - unless you are a Biblical scholar. So, it is with some degree of joy I’ve discovered a book, Mene, Mene, Tekel, a lexicon of words from the Bible, which attempts to explain some of the mysterious King James language and the sources of common English phrases.

Here's a sampling from the lexicon.

Common phrases you might not realize are Biblical

1. Adam’s Apple.  [Some accounts of the fall from Paradise have it that a piece of the forbidden fruit lodged in Adam’s throat - hence “Adam’s Apple”]    Genesis 3  
2. God Save the King.  [Brits grabbed it]    I Samuel 10:24 
3. The grain of a mustard seed.  [see also tall oaks from little acorns grow]    Mark 4:31
4. Our daily bread.  [Prayer for necessities not luxuries]     Matthew 6:11  
5. Separate the sheep from the goats.  [Slander of goats]    Matthew 25:32  
6. The skin of our teeth  [a near run thing]     Job 19:20 
7. Sign of the times     Matthew 16:3  
8. Suffer fools gladly  II Corinthians 11:19  
9. Swords into plowshares    Isaiah 2:4  
10. A thousand years are but as yesterday   Psalm 90:4 
11. To everything there is a season    Ecclesiastes 3:1
12. Turn the other cheek   Matthew 5:39 
13. Vanity of vanities   Ecclesiastes 1:2  
14. Wars and rumors of wars   Mark 13:7 
15. Feet of clay  Daniel 2:33  
16. Fight the good fight   I Timothy 6:12 
17. Kiss of death   Mark 14:45  
18. Labor of love   I Thessalonians 1:3 
19. A lamb to the slaughter   Isaiah 53:7  
20. A man after one's own heart   I Samuel 13:14  
21. No room at the inn    Luke 2:7  
22. Pearls before swine  Matthew 7:6  
23. The salt of the earth  Matthew 5:13 
24. Sour grapes   Ezekiel 18:2  
25. The stars in their courses   Judges 5:20  
26. The widow's mite   Mark 12:42 
27. Blind leading the blind  Matthew 15:14
28. Nothing new under the sun  Ecclesiastes 1:9 
29. Through a glass darkly  1 Corinthians 13:12
30. In the twinkling of an eye  1 Corinthians 15:52 

Puzzlers

1. Bowels of compassion.  [In the 17th century, the bowels were considered the seat of sympathetic emotions, so there it is in John]   I John 3:17 
2. You cannot serve God and Mammon   i.e. God vs. wealth.  [In  America, it seems God is not a close second]   Matthew 6:24 
3. A pale horse.  [The 4th of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse - death]   Revelations 6:8  
4. Balaam's ass.  [Prototype of Mr. Ed]   Numbers 22   
5. The Beatitudes. Blessed are the poor in spirit ... Blessed are the meek ...   Matthew 5  
6. A brother to dragons, a companion to owls.  [An outcast]   Job 30:29  
7. The halt and the blind. [halt as in lame]    Luke 14:21 
8. Strain at a gnat, swallow a camel.  [Don't spend time on the trivial]   Matthew 23:24  
9. The voice of the turtle   Song of Solomon 2:12  
10. Hosanna.  Save we pray  Mark 11:9
11. The mark of Cain   Genesis 4:15 
12. Raise my Ebenezer I Samuel 7.12 

Ponderables

1. Depart in Peace.  Simeon sees the infant Jesus and utters, “Lord, now lettest thou thy servant depart in peace” indicating he was now ready to die.  [Often the final words of a Lutheran church service are “Depart in Peace”   Hmm]   Luke 2:29.
2. Kick against the pricks. [Engage in repeated self defeating behavior]  Acts 9:5  
3. Cast your bread upon the waters.  [Act charitably without the expectation of return]  Ecclesiastes 11:1 
4. A jewel of gold in a swine's snout.  [Outer beauty but inner not so much]   Proverbs 11:22  
5. Your old men shall dream dreams, your young men shall see visions. [Forseeing a time when there is no evil. Hard to imagine]   Joel 2:28 

Life Lessons

1. Entertain angels unawares.  [A caution to treat all people well because you just never know] Hebrews 13:2
2. Let not your left hand know what your right hand does.  [Don’t blow your own horn]  Matthew 6:3
3. Lift the needy out of the dung hill.  Psalm 113:7  
4. Love thy neighbor  Matthew 22:39  
5. Many shall come in my name.  [Beware of false messiahs]  Mark 13:6 
6. The race is not to the swift  Ecclesiastes 9:11 
7. The rich have many friends.  [Why do we behave like sycophants before the wealthy?]  Proverbs 14:20  
8. The sabbath was made for man.  [But going to the casino Sunday morning instead of church is pushing it]   Mark 2:27 
9. What is man that thou art mindful of him?  [An insignificant thing.  see also: the musical Hair]  Psalm 8:4  
10. Where the carcass, there are the eagles.  Matthew 24:28  
11. A soft answer turneth away wrath.  Proverbs 15:1  
12. Pride goeth before a fall   Proverbs 16:18  
13. Six things doth the Lord hate   Proverbs 6:16-19    
14. Use a little wine for thy stomach's sake  I Timothy 5:23 

The go to source for book titles

1. Behold a Pale Horse - Milton Cooper  Revelations 6:8  
2. Absalom, Absalom! - William Faulkner  2 Samuel 19:4
3. Generation of Vipers  - Philip Wylie   Matthew 3:7  
4. Giants in the Earth - Ole Rolvaag   Genesis 6:4  
5. The Golden Bowl - Henry James   Ecclesiastes 12:6
6. Inherit the Wind - Jerome Lawrence  Proverbs 11:29  
7. The Sheep from the Goats - John Simon  Matthew 25:32  
8. The Skin of Our Teeth - Thornton Wilder  Job 19:20  
9. A Still Small Voice - John Reed  I Kings 19:12  
10. The Last Adam - James Gould Cozzens  I Corinthians 15:45   
11. Leaves of Grass - Walt Whitman  Psalm 90   
12. Uncertain Trumpet - Maxwell Taylor   I Corinthians 14:8   
13. A Rumor of War - Philip Caputo  Mark 13:7  
14. Stranger in a Strange Land - Robert A. Heinlein   Exodus 2:22
15. Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck  Revelations 14:19  
16. East of Eden - John Steinbeck    Genesis 4:16
17. Bury the Dead - Irwin Shaw   Matthew 8:22  
18. Through the Eye of a Needle - Peter Brown  Mark 10:25  
19. The Just and the Unjust  - James Gould Cozzens  Matthew 5:45  
20. Lilies of the Field  - William E.  Barrett     Matthew 6:28
21. Cloud of Witnesses - Dorothy L. Sayers   Hebrews 12:1
22. Fear and Trembling  - Søren Kierkegaard    Philippians 2:12
23. The Sun Also Rises - Ernest Hemingway     Ecclesiastes 1:5

An obscurity

Jael, one tough cookie.  She drove a tent spike through the temple of the commander of the Canaanites  Judges 5:26  

Numerology

144,000

666

40

12

7

3

And of course, all of Handel's Messiah.

Copyright © 2026  Dave Hoplin