Wednesday, March 11, 2026

I Have An Idea

"When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all."  Paul Simon

So here's a pop quiz testing your high school knowledge. Sing along.
(answers below)
                1. 1066 
                2. amo, amare, amavi, amatus
                3. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
                4. Oxygen valence
                5. π r²
                6. Split infinitive 
                7. Fifty-four forty or fight
                8. Gregg method 
                9. Side-angle-side
                10. Capital of Nevada
                11. How do you spell queue
                12. Frog anatomy 
High school is mostly about soon forgotten facts and ill prepares you for creative thought.  Caveat - This of course is hyperbole and this observation is based on uncreative thought and my 20th mid-century memory so I am willing to be convinced that things may now be different. 

My granddaughter, when she was about 3 and wanted to do something would come to me with "I have an idea".  Grandfathers cannot resist a 3-year old's ideas. But normally great ideas don't appear spontaneously from one great mind. Most ideation comes from collaboration and questioning, not individual pondering. 

What follows is nostalgia, a post hearkening back to my past of fast paced software development and my penchant for pep talks.

Fast Company article dismisses traditional “brainstorming” as a productive way to generate innovative ideas.  “... the brain does not make connections in a rigid atmosphere. Anything–even doing laundry–will help you dream up new ideas better than sitting in a meeting." Or a classroom.  The free association done in brainstorming sessions are almost always subject to peer pressure and as a result generate obvious responses. In fact, psychologists have documented "the predictability of free association.”  

So where do ideas really come from.  As always TED has ideas.

In one TED segment, Steve Johnson, author of Where Good Ideas Come From, offers a variant to the brainstorming is worthless argument. He suggests that informal gatherings bringing people together with different backgrounds and experiences - say, at a coffee house - so called liquid networks - produce ideas.   

This is what your office - or your home - should look like!

                    


Johnson’s research focuses on identifying the recurring patterns behind the Eureka Moment.  He has found that break-through ideas depend on a network and build on existing concepts cobbled together into new forms.  He gives the example of a neonatal warmer for rural Africa powered by car batteries and constructed from car parts because car parts are available and the expertise to keep vehicles running is transferrable to this equipment. 

He postulates that Eureka moments are not a flash from the blue, but more commonly from long incubation periods - “the slow hunch” - from trial and error, contemplating & sharing mistakes.  Johnson says, “chance favors the collective mind”, although I prefer Pasteur’s “chance favors the prepared mind.”  

Collective thinking can lead to results wildly different than the original hunch.  Johnson uses the evolution of GPS as a case study, owing its development from an experiment by the Advanced Propulsion Lab in tracking Sputnik. In 1957, APL scientists tracked radio signals emitted from Sputnik and precisely defined its orbit and speed.  GPS was simply the reverse process - well, maybe not simply, but simple in concept.

So your challenge is to connect your hunch with others’ hunches and generate something greater than the parts.  As my friend Tennyson says, ”To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield”.  And, by the way, you’ll need to gain followers for your idea.  Followers are the key to turning you from that lone wing nut into a movement.

Pop Quiz answers.
1. Battle of Hastings  2. Latin verb 'love' conjugation  3. A Tale of Two Cities  4. 2  5. Area of a circle  6. To boldly go  7. Asserting US claim to Oregon territory 8. Beats me  9. Congruent triangle proof  10. Carson City  11. queue  12. Mostly viscera

How did you do?

Copyright © 2026  Dave Hoplin 

Monday, March 2, 2026

Who's Responsible For These Ridiculousnesses?


We The People are burdened with some bizarre systems.


1965 Article
Weights and Measures 

US "customary" weights and measures are nonsensical.  Worldwide, we share this system with only Liberia.







I propose converting to a sensible weights and measures system.

1 Kilometer = 1000 Meters (Kilo means 1000)
1 Meter = 100 Centimeters (Centi means 100)
1 Meter = 1000 Millimeters (Milli means 1000)

and likewise for:
 Kilogram, Grams, Milligrams
 Kiloliter, Liter, Milliliter

And,
1 Hectare = 10000 Sq. Meters
100º Celsius = boiling
0º Celsius = freezing

Could there be a more intuitive system of measure? We could call it the "Metric System".

But no ... let's have:

1 Mile = 5280 Feet
1 Yard = 3 Feet
1 Foot = 12 Inches

1 Ton = 2000 Pounds (logically abbreviated lb)
1 Pound = 16 Ounces (Avoirdupois not Troy)

and to further confuse you

1 Gallon (not Imperial gallon) = 4 Quarts 
1 Quart = 2 Pints
1 Pint = 2 Cups   (we're in liquid ounce territory now)
1 Cup = 8 ounces
1 Tablespoon = 3 Teaspoons
2 Tablespoons = 1fluid ounce

1 Acre = 1/640th of a Square Mile = 43560 Sq. Feet

Fahrenheit: boiling 212°, freezing 32°

And throw in  .. Long Tons, Troy ounce, Furlongs, Rods, Knots, Fathoms, Barrels, Hogsheads, Dog Years, Shot, Hand, Board Feet...

Actually, we are stuck with 2 systems.  The American scientific community has long ago converted to metric, a system 95% of the world uses -  but the we who use the "Customary" system - all 2 of us - argue the Metric System is it is too hard!

Go figure.

Electoral System

We claim a democracy in the USA.  We are,  however, technically, a republic, at least for awhile yet - where we elect representatives who pass laws and vote on our behalf, occasionally. 

We claim 1 person/1 vote, but ... in presidential elections, each state selects electors and they cast the votes for president, 538 of them, 1 for each member of congress plus 3 from DC.  So 270 votes wins the presidential election. 

For example, Minnesota, having 8 representatives and 2 senators, gets 10 electoral votes. North Dakota gets 3, 1 representative and 2 senators. Minnesota has roughly 6 million people which works out to 1 electoral vote per 600,000 residents.  North Dakota has 800,000 people which translates to 1 electoral vote per 267,000 residents.  And a further extreme .. California has 40 million people with 54 electoral votes which maps to 1 electoral vote per 740,000 residents.

Clearly we do not have an equal representation system. A presidential candidate could win the election  being outvoted by 7 million popular votes by eking out wins in a few states.  e.g. narrowly win the Texas and Florida popular vote and receive 70 electoral votes while losing California by 5 million votes.  Five times in history, presidential candidates have won the popular vote but lost in the Electoral College. 
Usurpers: John Quincy Adams, Rutherford B. Hayes, Benjamin Harrison, George W. Bush, Donald Trump. 
Shoulda Beens: Andrew Jackson, Samuel Tilden, Grover Cleveland, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton.

What is the rationale for such a ridiculous system? 

As in many mediocre solutions this one was a compromise. Our Founding Fathers could not countenance the rabble determining who would be president and preferred that Congress select the President, so opposed a popular vote system. The Congressional faction favoring the popular vote could not countenance the cronyism of selecting one of their own for the job. 

So the “Electoral College” was born, a slate of “electors” appointed by each state to cast the presidential votes. The number of votes each state would be determined by population which translates to congressional districts. And here another abominable compromise came into play. Southern states lobbied for slaves to be counted toward the population total and eventually they were compromised down to 3/5ths of a person. So the Electoral College was instrumental in the persistence of slavery.  Since almost all states require electors to vote for the person winning the popular vote in the state (Maine & Nebraska tally electoral votes by Congressional district), the main effect of the system is to dilute the vote of large population states and enhance the vote small population states. 

In 1889-1890 the admission of small population western states was largely driven by the number of electoral votes they could deliver to the Republicans. North & South Dakota, Montana, Wyoming, Idaho and Washington, each delivering 3 electoral votes with 6 states added to the Union in a single year. In response, Democrats lobbied to include Arizona and New Mexico which didn’t happen for another 20 years.

At the time, The Boston Globe pointed out that the Idaho & Wyoming together had a population of “a fair sized congressional district in Massachusetts” but would be represented in Congress by four senators and two representatives.

And the push continues to this day with factions lobbying for Washington DC and Puerto Rico statehood.  And some would include Canada and Greenland in the wishlist. 

Too often the electoral college results have denied the will of the majority.  It's overdue for removal.


Income Tax

The US tax code is roughly 7000 pages, 5x War & Peace. Clearly not something mere mortals can comprehend. There are over 15 major schedules and more than 100 different forms, schedules, and worksheets that can be associated with the IRS Form 1040. So those who have any complexity in their financial life i.e have any income beyond wages, have dependents, itemized deductions, business or rental income,  sold real estate etc. - will generally hire an accountant or use tax preparation software like TurboTax to do their tax filing. It is a system where errors - intended or inadvertent - are rampant. And when you make them, you are punished with penalties.  

Of course, the very rich have workarounds, masters at tax avoidance with the best lawyers and accountants money can buy.  They don't do W-2's as their income is generally not wages.  They pay tax at a lower rate because they leverage favorable rates on investment income (capital gains) and numerous loopholes e.g. real estate , oil businesses, sports teams, private jets ... surprised?  It is true - the rich are not like the rest of us.

It shouldn't be this complicated. 

In some countries, e.g. Sweden, Norway, Finland, the government calculates taxes and citizens receive a statement each spring with a summary of income, deductions, wealth and debt. Tax filing thus consists of verifying a pre-filled tax return. In some countries e.g France, all filings are made online. 


Tipping

It used to be leaving a tip was optional and indicated appreciation for service well done. The days of the jar next to the cash register are over. Tipping is now in your face with an app shaming you into an 18-30% tip. Most every point-of-sale transaction now presents you with a very public tipping app with the person behind you tsk'ing as you choose 10%.  In Europe servizio incluso is often the rule so there's no need to struggle over how much to tip.  I'm in favor. 



BTW - How much do you tip your plumber?




Tennis Scoring

15 Love, 30 Love, 40 Love - apparently stemming from the quarter hours on a clock but why 40 instead of 45? God only knows [GOK for short, a useful bookkeeping entry]. And then there’s deuce? How is it that deuce means tie score?  So the scoring is weird compounded by equating "Love" with zero - just seems wrong. The goal to win the game at love should not be a tennis thing. 

Just no.  What's wrong with 4-0?  



Spelling, Grammar, Word Usage

I have written several posts on the strange, quirky English language (Word Nerd, Strangelish, Bloody Marvelous English Language, An Ostentation of Peacocks, Apologies Mr Paulson) so I will leave it at that on the ridiculous impossibly marvelously complex English language.


And who decided we should use Arabic numerals?

Copyright © 2026  Dave Hoplin