Well, college football season is upon us and everyone is optimistic, demonstrating amazing abilities to ignore the past.
I was badly spoiled in my youth. My team, the Minnesota Gophers, went to the Rose Bowl consecutive years - '61 & '62 - and won once and were declared National Champs in the year they lost!. The baseball team won the College World Series 3 times - 3! - '56, '60, '64. The basketball team won the Big 10 title in '72 & '82. In my youthful naivety, I expected these kind of successes to continue and continue. I loved those teams - Sandy Stephens, Bobby Bell, Carl Eller, Tom Brown, Dick Siebert, Dave Winfield, Terry Kunze, Lou Hudson, Archie Clark …
But for the past 50 years, the Gophs have become harder to love. I own a ‘Disappointment Awaits’ T-shirt. It refers to Cape Disappointment, a notch near the mouth of the Columbia River where the Lewis & Clark expedition holed up for several days in the Dismal Nitch waiting out a severe storm. It's my go to shirt when Minnesota football faces Michigan, Ohio State or Iowa and when the basketball completes its non-conference patsy schedule. Gopher Championships have been few and far between. And it is vexing to witness the disdain shown for a team whose mascot is a small, cute rodent. In North Dakota, when Minnesota Hockey visits, tossing dead rodents on the ice has become tradition. Several Big 10 teams have animals as mascots. However, a Badger, a Wolverine, a Hawkeye or a Wildcat present a fearsome image, whereas a cuddly Gopher, well ... Nevertheless, the Gopher is not the meekest mascot in the Big 10. That honor goes to the Buckeyes, a team named after a horse chestnut.
Attempting to remedy their image problem, the UofM powers that be decided to the tweak nickname to “Golden Gophers”. Not so sure that works. Perhaps Minnesota should mimic Maryland’s tongue in cheek “Fear the Turtle” motto. e.g. We Are Golden .. Eat My Dirt .. We Will Bury You.
I confess, even though mainly middle of the pack finishes seems destiny, I enjoy Minnesota Golden Gophers sports of all flavors. It's great entertainment. The enthusiasm of college athletes is a refreshing contrast to the routineness of the pro's. [See UofM post]
And it's not all doom and gloom. The mens and womens hockey and track teams consistently contend and there is perennial excellence in women's volleyball and softball. But with the new era of NIL professionalization of college sports, it probably only gets harder for we middle-of-the-pack dwellers. I hate it. It's sports imitating life. The rich get richer.
Here’s the scorecard.
- Football. 7 National Championships. Last 1960. 18 Big 10 Championships. First 1904, latest 1967. Long drought. If you were alive in the Bernie Bierman era, of the 30's & 40's, you would be shocked. My generation has gotten used to Mayonnaise Bowl appearances. Keep in mind, Minnesota has been in the Big 10 Conference since 1896.
- Baseball. 24 Big 10 Championships. Last 2018. National Champions in 1964 back when Dave Winfield was a 2 sport superstar. Nowadays, Minnesota weather makes it hard to compete with southern schools.
- Men's Basketball. 8 Big 10 Championships. Last in 1982.
- Men's Golf. 8 Big 10 Championships. National Champions 2002
- Men's Gymnastics. 21 Big 10 Championships. Last 1995
- Men's Swimming. 9 Big 10 Championships. Last 2007
- Men's Tennis. 15 Big 10 Championships. Last 2015
- Men's Track & Field. 7 Big 10 Championships. Last 2016. 1 National Championship 1948.
- Wrestling. 12 Big 10 Championships. 3 National Championships 2001, 2002, 2007.
- Men's Ice Hockey. 21 Conference Championships 5 National Championships! Last being 2003
- Women's Basketball. 1 Big 10 Championship. 1982 1 Final Four appearance 2004.
- Women's Golf. 1 Big 10 Championship. 1989
- Women's Gymnastics. 5 Big 10 Championships. Last 2021
- Women's Ice Hockey. 8 Conference Championships. 7 National Championships. Wow. Last 2023
- Women's Soccer. 4 Big 10 Championships. Last 2018
- Women's Softball. 4 Big 10 Championships. Last 2018
- Women's Swimming. 7 Big 10 Championships. Last 2015
- Women's Track & Field. 3 Big 10 Championships. Last 2024
- Volleyball. 3 Big 10 Championships. Last 2018
- Dance Team. 23 National Championships since 2003. Wow
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