Wednesday, August 16, 2023

Thistledew Corrrectional Camp

 



Thistledew Correctional Facility sits on Thistledew Lake, south of Hwy 1 in northern Itasca County between Togo & Effie, northwest of Side Lake. If you don't know where that is, you are forgiven. It's remote Northern Minnesota.  I did some time there in 1973 ...

 as a student teacher. 







In 1973 I was attending the University of Minnesota, Morris to pick up the education credits I needed to obtain a Minnesota teacher’s certificate. The final step was student teaching. Because we had returned to Minnesota from Germany (where I had been teaching! a topic for another day) I started mid-school year at Morris and I needed to do student teaching in the summer to be licensed for a full-time fall position. The education department at Morris got creative on my behalf, finding options during the summer break. The assignment was split into 2 segments. 

The first was a teaching a summer school class in astronomy in Willmar, MN, an hour commute from home. I could identify a few constellations and I knew the 8 planets - Pluto had not yet been demoted - but I had never had a class in astronomy. But the few students who were taking this class were very motivated and we sort of learned about the universe together, including a few late night fumbling with a telescope in the school parking lot. It was actually great fun.

The second was a stint at Thistledew Correctional Camp in the far north woods of Minnesota.


The Thistledew facility opened in 1955 as a camp to teach troubled youth practical skills to help them lead productive lives. The Thistledew Camp program could serve up to 50 youth and required each student to participate in the 3-week Wilderness Program designed for small groups of no more than 10 male students per group. Programming included education, critical thinking skills development, chemical dependency programming, rigorous physical exercise, restorative justice work crews, and firewood preparation and bundling for state parks. 


There were two student teachers, myself and and Bad, Bad Wendell Brown as the kids tagged him. I covered Math & Science. Wendell covered English & Social Studies. Wendell was retired military, older and less overwhelmed. The full-time staff took care of the chemical dependency counseling, physical fitness program, wilderness experiences and of course the supervision/care and feeding of the "residents".  These were male offenders, ages 13-17 who had been convicted of non-violent crimes or drug offenses. Most of the young residents placed in Thistledew were court ordered, probation officer and/or social worker recommended. They had been chosen for the Thistledew "challenge program" with the potential to earn early supervised release upon successful program completion. 

This, to put it mildly, was an unconventional student teaching assignment. It was a radical departure from my experience in Hamburg at Charlotte-Paulsen Gymnasium (a topic for another day). The teaching consisted mainly of individual or small group tutoring since these kids were at widely varied grade levels in their math skills. Essentially the old fashioned one-room schoolhouse. The students were highly unmotivated, their interests largely focused on impressing their peers and finding their slot in the camp pecking order. Proficiency in math (or any other academics) was a deterrent to group status. So sneaking out a window when the teacher was occupied with another student and then strutting through the door shortly thereafter was a common attention grabber. And the plenty of bored looks. Most would have preferred chopping wood I am sure. I rarely felt any success. This dearth of love for learning nearly drove me to abandon the teaching idea. (Aside - I believe prospective teachers should be put in a classroom early in their academic program). The experience did open my eyes. It was easy to feel empathy for these kids and the path that brought them to this place. At the camp, every story seemed sad and/or tragic. 

Teaching was not the whole of the Thistledew experience. Camp life included organized physical activity and physical labor with work assignments chopping wood  (e.g. "chop a rick" was punishment for rule violations) kitchen duties, camp cleanup, etc. The third piece, and more memorable, was participating in and assisting in the supervision of the outdoor adventure component. 

The wilderness/adventure component was much anticipated and intended not just to be fun but to build character and self esteem. Part of the reason for the camp location, near the Minnesota BWCA, was for the plethora of outdoor experiences that could be offered up: canoe trips, hiking, camping, fishing, cross-country skiing and rappelling expeditions. These adventures were entirely new experiences for most and generally went pretty smoothly, with kids on good behavior under the threat of being sent back to camp. But of course, there's always somebody. On an overnight canoe and camping trip one young man managed to get access to a gas can, soaked his sleeping bag, managing to get high on the fumes. I believe he was exported back from whence he came the next day. 


A highlight event was a rappelling trip to Lake Superior. This was not dropping off a "high cliff" like Palisade Head, but a smaller cliff perhaps 50' high. The staff were very experienced with the “on belay” activity and provided excellent how-to instructions. “Just lean back, bounce against the cliff and don’t let go of the rope.” Even the student teachers had a crack on. My only worry was potentially embarrassing myself. It wasn’t The Eiger Sanction, but a quite satisfying trip over the edge. Needless to say, the boys were eager to take a turn, some overly eager. Two, apparently, felt the edge of a cliff was an appropriate place for a fight over who was next in line. Happily, no one died. But some anger management conversations soon followed.

Sadly, Thistledew closed in 2020, a victim to MN Dept of Correction budget cuts and Covid.  Tis a pity, as this outward bound style correction and education was innovative and I believe life changing for at least some of these kids. We student teachers’ contribution-not so much.

That fall, I started as a Math teacher in Hastings (a story for another time), hired in part, I believe, on the unwarranted assumption that teaching juvenile delinquents had prepared me to manage a classroom.
 
1955 Opening

Dorm

High ropes course

Winter skiing & camping



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Monday, August 7, 2023

Crossroads

When I was 10, I was pretty confident that I was destined to replace Woody Held as the Cleveland Indian’s shortstop (my favorite team at the time). That dream was cruelly disabused when Denny Danielson fanned me on 3 pitches in the bottom of the 7th with the bases loaded and two outs. Strike out looking. Game over. Humiliation. As a result even I realized that the “Big Show” was not in my future. So next up: firefighter, cowboy, frontiersman.


Fast forward. After getting my Masters degree in Bozeman, MT, I put in a year teaching in Hamburg, Germany (a story for another time). In the summer of 1972, Carol & I with our 1 year old son returned to Minnesota planning to continue my teaching career. However, I needed education credits to procure a Minnesota teaching certificate. So I enrolled at the U of M, Morris (a story for another time) and we settled into my grandparents home in Lowry and …  I became a full-fledged volunteer fireman in the Lowry Fire Department. Voila, my childhood backup plan dream was realized. However, imagination and reality often diverge. 


There are not a lot of occasions to call out the fire department in a small town, but on occasion there was some heat (see LFD post featuring Shadrach, Meschach & Abednego). In most cases, of course, I wasn't trusted with anything important, like driving a truck, climbing a ladder or holding the business end of the hose. And since most of the fires were grass fires I found myself most often swatting flames with a wet gunney sack.  Not exactly the excitement I had envisioned.

The above paragraphs illustrate some of my life's many crossroads and demonstrates that our lives - at least mine - are less like a GPS defined journey than a endless series of decisions. In our 20's, there seems so much time, ample for hundreds of decisions, indecisions and revisions. And before you know it, the decisions made and unmade shape our decades. 

Looking back on the crossroads in my life, I'm not sure I recognized the significance of my turns. The ability to predict long term is a fuzzy lens. And the idea that we always use well-reasoned, analytical approaches to decisions is largely myth I believe. Some people seem to have an unwavering focus on their destiny but for most of us, it is much muddier. Serendipity even. Generally, we go on emotion, with what "feels right". And I'm not sure that's a bad thing. A trusted friend occasionally or family member frequently (e.g. wife) influences. Or a whispered prayer. But at crunch time, "trusting your gut" is often a good course. 

College? Well, Dad went there - should be good. MSU? Really pretty country out there - should be good. Hamburg? US teaching positions in short supply - should be good.  Quit teaching to do software? What could go wrong - should be good. Join that startup company? Ditto. I like that car color.  That house has a great backyard. And so forth and so forth. 

I rarely dwell on the past - except when writing a post like this - and it's clear there is much more of my past than my future. I have matured enough to accept I'm unlikely to get out of this alive. No one survives the future. The secret to living old and thriving is to stay interested. And try to hang around people who command respect rather than attention. It's better for your well being.

I have been blessed. In fact, I’m actually in Lou Gehrig territory. 

Copyright ©  2023  Dave Hoplin





Tuesday, August 1, 2023

An Ostentation of Peacocks





James Lipton, poet and former director of The Actor's Studio wrote an obscure book back in the 60's titled "An Exaltation of Larks".  Interesting title.  It is a compendium of collective nouns to classify groups of somethings using creative, clever associations. The practice stems from a 1476 book "The Hors, Shepe & Ghoos" (i.e. The Horse, Sheep & Goose) listing a 100 or so such terms, mostly pertaining to animals. It was followed in the 1500's by "The Book of St. Albans" which expanded the list. These classifications became widespread and knowledge thereof was taken as a demonstration of a superior mind.  Many of these have persisted over the last 600 years.

Though perhaps a frivolous endeavor, I find this word play fascinating and poetic and these days I have plenty of time and desire for frivolous. It inspires me - and perhaps you as well - to expand the list.

First to give you the idea, some examples. You are likely familiar with some or all of these.   
  • A Gaggle of Geese  
  • A Plague of Locusts 
  • A Brood of Hens
  • A Litter of Pups
  • A Swarm of Bees
  • A Host of Angels
  • A Cluster of Grapes
  • A Bevy of Beauties ...

Some others you may know but are more rare.

  • An Exaltation of Larks.
    • Larks are morning birds and rise to great heights while constantly twittering their joyous exaltation .
  •  A Murder of Crows
    • A folktale has it that crows will gather and decide the capital fate of another crow. Another explanation is that many view the appearance of crows as an omen of death.
  •  A Pride of Lions
    • Considered a regal species thus prideful
  • A Parliament of Owls
    • For their association with wisdom, although the wisdom - parliament connection seems to be broken.
  •  A School of Fish
    • A corruption of Shoal of Fish
  •  An Ostentation of Peacocks
    • Perfect.
  •  A Clutch of Eggs
    • As many as you can carry in your apron, presumably.
  •  An Army of Caterpillars
    • (see plague of locusts)

Leaving animals behind and addressing people and professions. (These need no explanation.)
  • A Converting of Preachers
  • A Sentence of Judges
  • A Draught of Brewers
  • A Drift of Fishermen (from drift netting)
  • A Blast of Hunters
  • A Rascal of Boys
  • A Skulk of Thieves

And some fun modern additions to the collection
  • A Rhapsody of Blues
  • An Unemployment of Graduates
  • An Exaggeration of Fishermen
  • A Wobble of Bicycles
  • A Rash of Dermatologists
  • A Pile of Proctologists
  • A Flush of Plumbers
  • An Odium of Politicians
  • A Pound of Pianists
  • A Lie of Golfers
  • A Mass of Priests
  • A Nucleus of Physicists
  • An Extreme Unction of Undertakers
  • A Consternation of Mothers
  • A Twaddle of Public Speakers
  • A Fifth of Scots
  • A Pint of Irish
  • A Descent of Relatives
  • A Lot of Used Car Dealers

And finally, my additions to the canon

  • A Blizzard of DQs
  • A Mishmash of Blogs
  • An Annoyance of Tweets
  • A Splash of Water Balloons
  • A Peleton of Cyclists
  • A Circling of Buzzards
  • A Breakfast of Champions
  • A X of Teslas
  • An Aroma of Old Men
  • A Whistle of Cardinals
  • A Hovering of Dentists
  • A Whirlwind of Dust Bunnies
  • A Trial of Elections
Next, your contributions - see comments.

Copyright ©  2023  Dave Hoplin